I miss cockpunching - Democratic Underground

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Wed Jul-11-07 06:29 PM
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I miss cockpunching

You know, just walking up to a chicken and giving it a good slug.

Back in the day, I used to go out friday nights with my pals and cockpunch until our knuckles were raw. But now with all these damned anti-animal cruelty laws, I hafta go all the way to Mexico to do it.

Plus I miss how how my fists used to swell up to the size of grapefruits.

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