Would have been easier to just call a cab...

Who says that DU is never helpful?

Looks like a 40 year old insurance salesman

:rofl:

I didn't know eating your undies aged you that much.

This story seems a bit fishy.

http://polishrevolver.com/?q=node/51


Yeah, this one is true! The story circulated on the Internet is not entirely correct. For example, most web pages say this happened "in June" without the year -- a sure clue that it's a fake!

However, the story appeared in the Red Deer Advocate in 1986. David Zurfluh (or "Zurf" as he was called) was pulled over by the RCMP ("Mounties") near Stettler, Alberta. The rumour (that the crotch from your underwear would foil the breathalyzer) has circulated for a few years by that time. Zurf was only 2 years older than me, and well known as a TOTAL IDIOT in that community.

I wonder how he turned out... And no, that's not his picture in the JPEG file. (Look at the white box below the inserted photo -- clearly an edit.) The article *text* from the Red Deer Advocate, however, is authentic.
No shit!

I just came across that while looking for
material for a David Vitter thread, and it
seemed to good to NOT alert the lounge.

I appreciate you getting the backround info! :yourock:

This guy just might be a genius!! :D :hide:

He ate his underwear and then passed the breathalyzer test.

That's it! From now on, when I go to a bar, I'm wearing underwear.

:rofl:

Please.

"I say, I'm quite serious - stop. If you do not stop, I shall call my Sargeant, Constable Maurice Whingington III. I am serious. He will be most riled if I am forced to call him here - his allergies are awful today. He might even send you to Detective Parson Henry Boringperson, and then (takes hit on asthma inhaler) your uppance shall come."

:eyes: