Niiice. So my husband plans this "guy party" tonight,

LaraMN

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Thu Jul-12-07 07:58 PM
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Niiice. So my husband plans this "guy party" tonight,

tells the guys to show up at eight, then goes golfing and calls me from the golf course (which is out-of-town)at five minutes to eight to tell me he's JUST leaving the course.

So... I get to entertain his friends when they show up and he's NOT HERE.

Lovely.

Shut up, Matcom.
Also, DS1.

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SOteric

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Thu Jul-12-07 08:01 PM
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1. Oooooooo!

Show them some of that lingerie you've been buying.

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EstimatedProphet

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Thu Jul-12-07 08:05 PM
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2. Second that

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Gormy Cuss

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Thu Jul-12-07 08:05 PM
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3. Let JackMN entertain them.

Tell him they kidnapped Mrs. Butterworth. }(

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LaraMN

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Thu Jul-12-07 08:33 PM
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7. As it so happened, Jack stuck out his tongue at them

and they were awestruck by the fact that his tongue reaches slightly below his chin, when he points it. They fiercely insisted that I dress him as Gene Simmons, next Halloween.

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Fire Walk With Me

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Thu Jul-12-07 08:05 PM
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4. "Shut up, Matcom. Also, DS1." You may have to add that to your signature :-D

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LaraMN

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Thu Jul-12-07 08:33 PM
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8. No kidding!

:rofl:

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some guy

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Thu Jul-12-07 08:06 PM
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5. let 'em wait outside

They're his friends, he should be there to greet them.

In the meantime, get dressed for going out, so when hubby does show up, you can go out and enjoy some time away from the children.

Have a fun night!

:hi:

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LaraMN

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Thu Jul-12-07 09:04 PM
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9. I think they like my pizza. I just heard an, "I HAVE to get married!"

coming from the living room.
:rofl:

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DS1

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Thu Jul-12-07 08:08 PM
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6. Put on something 'nice' and ask for second and third and fourth

opinions about whether or not you are truly underweight. I'm sure they'll give you honest answers.

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LaraMN

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Thu Jul-12-07 09:05 PM
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10. Hah!

I fed them. They love me. Now I'm off the hook for the night. One of them even brought wine, and nobody TOLD him to! I may just hang with the guys, anyway!

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