IF YOU WOULD JUST YELL A LITTLE LOUDER

trof

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Fri Jul-13-07 02:33 PM
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IF YOU WOULD JUST YELL A LITTLE LOUDER

IN YOUR COMMERCIAL ABOUT SOME KIND OF CLEANING PRODUCT, I MIGHT BUY SOME.
SORRY, BUT YOU'RE JUST NOT YELLING LOUD ENOUGH.

Who IS that guy and why is he on TV?

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Blue-Jay

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Fri Jul-13-07 02:35 PM
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1. Billy Mays, right?

I hate that guy.

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trof

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Fri Jul-13-07 02:36 PM
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2. I dunno, but I share your hate.

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InternalDialogue

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Fri Jul-13-07 02:38 PM
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3. BUT IF YOU CALL RIGHT NOW, I'LL DOUBLE YOUR ORDER!!!

WHEN I TALKED EARLIER ABOUT WHAT A GREAT PRODUCT I HAD, I WAS SANDBAGGING YOU!

HERE -- TAKE TWICE WHAT I SAID IT WAS WORTH!!!!

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trof

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Fri Jul-13-07 02:42 PM
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4. OH WOW! LET ME GET MY CHECKBOOK!

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mikeytherat

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Fri Jul-13-07 02:45 PM
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6. That's the P.I.Y.A.N (peon) - Plus If You Act Now

This is the only knife you will ever need. Plus If You Act Now, a complete set of steak knives (in addition to the one and only knife you will ever need).

mikey_the_rat

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TommyO

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Fri Jul-13-07 06:00 PM
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17. THANK YOU, BUT I'LL STICK WITH MY WUSTHOF KNIVES BOUGHT ONE AT A TIME.

Edited on Fri Jul-13-07 06:02 PM by TommyO

I DON'T NEED A DONE CHEAP, CRAPPY KNIVES TO REPLACE THE FOUR GOOD KNIVES THAT MAKE THEIR HOME IN MY KITCHEN!

EDITED TO ADD SHOUTING!!!!!

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SeattleGirl

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Fri Jul-13-07 02:43 PM
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5. BILLY, STOP YELLING AT ME!!! I'M NOT THAT HARD OF HEARING!!!

Oy, that guy drives me nuts.

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trof

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Fri Jul-13-07 02:47 PM
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7. I RANK HIM RIGHT UP THERE WITH SPAM.

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SeattleGirl

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Fri Jul-13-07 02:53 PM
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8. NO KIDDING!!!!!

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CottonBear

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Fri Jul-13-07 03:04 PM
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9. IT'S A HERCULES HOOK!!!!!!!! IT HOLDS UP TO 150 POUNDS!!!!!!!!

Arghhh! It's an instant mute button moment when that guy is on TV.

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trof

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Fri Jul-13-07 03:12 PM
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10. THIS YELLING STUFF IS KINDA FUN!

MAYBE THAT'S WHY HE DOES IT?!

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CottonBear

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Fri Jul-13-07 04:40 PM
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11. I THINK SO! IT'S SORT OF ADDICTIVE? YA KNOW?

MAYBE I'LL BUY SOME HERCULES HOOKS AND CITRUS MAGIC!!!!!!!!

;)

There's a guy here in Athens, GA who owns a shop that sells fine leather goods, (coats, belts, shoes, boots and so on) and outdoor gear). Irving has been YELLING for years on his local radio ads:
...SO COME ON DOWN TO MASADA LEATHER ON CLAYTON STREET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Left Is Write

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Fri Jul-13-07 04:42 PM
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13. I WAS JUST THINKING THE SAME THING!

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trof

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Fri Jul-13-07 05:57 PM
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14. MAYBE WE NEED AN ALL YELLING THREAD!

OR IS THIS IT?
HELP TO GET SOME OF OUR FRUSTRATIONS OUT!?!?
SCREAM THERAPY!?!?

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Left Is Write

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Fri Jul-13-07 05:58 PM
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15. YEAH! WORKS FOR ME!

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Left Is Write

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Fri Jul-13-07 04:42 PM
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12. WHAT ABOUT THE HERCULES HOOKS? YOU CAN GET THOSE TOO!

BUT ONLY IF YOU ORDER RIGHT EFFING NOW!!!!

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redqueen

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Fri Jul-13-07 05:59 PM
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16. Ugh, I dunno, but sometimes I'd like to grab that pointy finger

and TWIST!

x(

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NC_Nurse

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Fri Jul-13-07 06:10 PM
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18. THE OXYCLEAN GUY!!!

Edited on Fri Jul-13-07 06:10 PM by NC_Nurse

HIS EMPIRE IS SPREADING ALL OVER THE HOUSE!
HOOKS
DRYER LINT BRUSHES
ALL KINDS OF USELESS SHIT

Yes, he gets muted at our house too. Soooo obnoxious.

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Lars39

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Fri Jul-13-07 06:12 PM
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19. He's Bluto.

He was made for a mute button.

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