Why can't Superman get laid?

I remember reading this thirty years ago and almost dying from laughter. But then again, I'm a nerd.

http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html

Laurence van Cott Niven (born April 30, 1938 Los Angeles, California) is a US science fiction author. Perhaps his best-known work is Ringworld (1970), which received Hugo, Locus, Ditmar, and Nebula awards. His work is primarily hard science fiction, utilizing big science concepts and theoretical physics. It also often includes elements of detective fiction and adventure stories. His fantasy includes The Magic Goes Away series, rational fantasy dealing with magic as a non-renewable resource. Niven also writes humorous stories; one series is collected in The Flight of the Horse.

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"how the hell does kevin smith coume up with the dialogue for his movies."

He reads 70's SF.

...but you were way ahead of me.

The definitive treatise on the subject.

That brought the whole hilarious story back in a rush! Larry Niven's great! :rofl: :applause:

Or The Integral Trees for that matter...

Has dibs on both of those.

I want to see small elephants dropping out of the sky on parachutes.

No birdfucking allowed.

...does not practice rishathra.

That third leg is a bitch...owie ;-)