Dave Vitter & Bob Allen walk into a bar ..... make your own joke or Limerick

Botany

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Sat Jul-14-07 01:42 PM
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Dave Vitter & Bob Allen walk into a bar ..... make your own joke or Limerick

the bartender says "What will it be gentlemen?"

Vitter says, "Well that depends on _________________________________

and Allen asked, "will $20.00 cover it?"

and then the bartender says, "_________________________

Limerick

Bob Allen went to the Island of Nantucket

looking for a **** because he wanted to **** it ...

but Senator Vitter did say

If you spank me, you will make my day

a Bob said as long as we against marriages that

are gay .....

you wearing diapers is A-O.K.

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bmbmd

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Sat Jul-14-07 01:45 PM
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1. Dave Vitter and Bod Allen walk into a bar....

"My treat" insists Mr. Allen. "Okay then-it's on you".

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Botany

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Sat Jul-14-07 02:02 PM
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3. Nice!

Edited on Sat Jul-14-07 02:12 PM by Botany

There once was a Senator named Vitter
who wore diapers over his shitter
and spankings made him all a twitter.

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Rabrrrrrr

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Sat Jul-14-07 01:58 PM
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2. Dave Vitter and Bob Allen walk into a bar in Heaven.

Edited on Sat Jul-14-07 02:04 PM by Rabrrrrrr

Jesus says, "How did you two hypocrites get past St. Peter?" and he sent them both straight to hell where Vitter spent eternity in a pit of shit and Allen was given teeth and tongue made of razors and spent eternity blowing Jerry Falwell.

Sorry, I guess that's not really a joke.

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