7, yes 7 pieces of TP Die At FreeRepublic Christian Porta-Potty 'Morning Glory' Ride

Despite urging visitors to the landmark site to use a many pieces as there are fingers on their hands, scandal erupted when Billy Joe Plumber came out of his appointed stall wielding only three pieces. "Someone's been usin more than they should be," the clearly exasperated and desperate tollbooth worker stated, "just like there's 5 quarters for every dollar, there's 5 pieces for every special sit-down time".

The ride, in which only true-believers are allowed, involves a large crane apparatus, high-tensile steel cable, and a choice of 4 Porta-Potties, one facing each prime direction. When the stalls are full and balanced, the crane lifts them up and spins them around for approximately 90 seconds. At this time, praying to God and letting the magic of His Gravity work, the immaculate effortless shit will be passed. The offending rider, at some point rode the East-facing Potty, and took more than his or her alloted 5 pieces of TP. This became evident when the roll was nearly out, and there was an odd number of pieces left.

The park was shut down for 45 minutes while everyone counted the fingers in turn, to make sure nobody had arrived missing two, or had inexplicably lost 2 since entering the park.

The investigation continues.

I bow to your copycatting skills.

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