So I'm interviewing at a coffee shop for a job and this asshole next to me

LSK

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Mon Jul-16-07 04:16 PM
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So I'm interviewing at a coffee shop for a job and this asshole next to me

Keeps looking at me and cringing everytime I give an answer. Its fucking bad enough to have the pressure of the actual interview but then to be fucking heckled by critics!!!!

Hey asshole, why dont you interview for me ok???

:grr: :grr: :grr:

:D

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graywarrior

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Mon Jul-16-07 04:17 PM
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1. Customer or employee?

I hate being interviewed in public places.

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LSK

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Mon Jul-16-07 04:18 PM
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3. .

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6727041

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graywarrior

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Mon Jul-16-07 04:32 PM
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9. Good thing I have you to direct me around this place.

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LSK

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Mon Jul-16-07 04:33 PM
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10. I got lost earlier today

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graywarrior

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Mon Jul-16-07 04:37 PM
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11. It's easy when you don't read the map.

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LSK

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Mon Jul-16-07 04:38 PM
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12. especially if you have the wrong map

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graywarrior

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Mon Jul-16-07 04:58 PM
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13. And can't wait to post something without reading the rest of the thread.....or

the other thread that may relate to it.

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LSK

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Mon Jul-16-07 04:59 PM
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14. IF you even know there is another thread relating to it

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graywarrior

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Mon Jul-16-07 05:42 PM
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15. And I'd never know because I don't read anything when I log on here.

I just assume everyone wants to hear from me.

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LSK

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Mon Jul-16-07 06:09 PM
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16. did you say something?

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graywarrior

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Mon Jul-16-07 08:45 PM
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19. I forget because I sleezed out of here to watch nothing on tv for a few hours

Edited on Mon Jul-16-07 08:45 PM by graywarrior

and now I've lost the point.

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Rabrrrrrr

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Mon Jul-16-07 04:17 PM
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2. If you can't take the hotseat, get out of the working world.

Sissy.

I bet you're a namby pamby.

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LSK

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Mon Jul-16-07 04:19 PM
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4. thats it, im going back there to talk on my cell phone

Edited on Mon Jul-16-07 04:19 PM by LSK

LOUDLY!

:D

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Left Is Write

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Mon Jul-16-07 04:26 PM
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5. You should know better than to have your interview in public places, doofus.

Besides, if you want to get anywhere in this world, you have to stop saying things like "um" and "I guess" and grow a pair of Spauldings, man!

You should've just grabbed the interviewer and said, "Look, schmuck, you're going to give me this job now, SEE? And then I'm gonna take that heckler back there and show him the upside of my fist, SEE? And then we're ALL gonna walk out of here like nothing happened, SEE?"

You gotta learn, man.

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MrCoffee

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Mon Jul-16-07 04:28 PM
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6. dude, text me about it later.

Edited on Mon Jul-16-07 04:29 PM by MrCoffee

what a tosserrrrrrrrrr.

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billyskank

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Mon Jul-16-07 04:29 PM
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7. You should have told him the brazilian joke.

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LSK

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Mon Jul-16-07 04:30 PM
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8. now you tell me!

:rofl:

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taterguy

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Mon Jul-16-07 06:12 PM
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17. Did he look like the asshole who stared at me when I tried to make a call a couple months ago?

I swear that dude should be banned for life from all coffee shops

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begin_within

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Mon Jul-16-07 06:16 PM
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18. He was planted there to make you nervous.

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