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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-19-07 05:50 PM
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My husband is golfing. Again.
How many pairs of his underwear shall I poke holes in?

:P
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mopinko Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-19-07 06:04 PM
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1. how many does he have?
brown fabric paint might also be fun.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-19-07 06:26 PM
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8. Surprisingly few that are wholly intact.
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alphafemale Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-19-07 06:13 PM
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2. Not Holes....Itch Powder
Hours of fun! :P
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-19-07 06:26 PM
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9. I thought that was an urban legend...
:o
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-19-07 06:15 PM
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3. 18. One for each hole of golf.
Of course, I'm a golfer, so I think I am violating some rule or something...
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brook Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-19-07 06:19 PM
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6. 19
Unless he's the only golfer in the world who 'skips' the 19th hole.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-19-07 06:18 PM
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4. Grind up a pill of Alii and sprinkle it over some mac and cheese with a healthy serving of keilbasa
Edited on Thu Jul-19-07 06:18 PM by DS1
the holes will come naturally
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-19-07 06:27 PM
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10. Yeah RIGHT!
I'm on laundry detail!
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-19-07 06:19 PM
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5. How 'bout letting JackMN have an "underwear party" with them?
Complete with crayons, finger paints, etc. :7
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-19-07 06:27 PM
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11. There's a thought!
He's rather fond of finger painting with yogurt!
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-19-07 06:20 PM
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7. you are eeeevvviiiilllll!
:rofl:

but funny as hell!
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-19-07 06:28 PM
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12. I won't really cut holes in them.
I'll just cinch up the elastic and blame the ill fit on his consumption of beverages on the golf course.


:P
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-19-07 06:49 PM
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13. No, no. Starch, heavy starch n/t
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-19-07 06:55 PM
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14. Do what golf widows the world over do:
Wear a too-short skirt in public.
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