Who will be the next GOP "Big Fish" caught in Larry Flynt's net???

Let's start placing guesses on who will be next Senator to get "outed" for being involved in marital infidelities while preaching "Family Values" in order to get elected:

http://politicalwire.com/archives/2007/07/18/flynt_ready_to_implicate_another_senator.html
July 18, 2007
Flynt Ready to Implicate Another Senator
Larry King interviewed Hustler magazine publisher Larry Flynt last night on how he linked Sen. David Vitter (R-LA) to an alleged prostitution ring. Flynt now says he's got information linking another U.S. Senator to a sex scandal.

FLYNT: We've got good leads. We've got over 300 initially. And they're down to about 30 now which is solid.

KING: When are you going to print?

FLYNT: Well, the last thing now is we don't know if we want to let it to drip, drip, drip or we want to go with everything at once.

KING: You mean you might release 30 names at once?

FLYNT: A good possibility.

KING: Will we be -- I don't want to get into names yet. Will we be shocked?

FLYNT: Yes.

KING: Were you shocked?

FLYNT: I was shocked, especially at one senator but...


OK so the CLUE here is that Larry Flynt was "shocked". Assuming he's on the level (after all he was dead on the money with Senator Vitter) the real question is: Who's deviant sexual behavior could actually shock Larry Flynt? Pretty hard to shock the master shockster himself...

I mean if this is true it would have to be something pretty amazing. The "John" could be someone presumed to be the complete bastion of Christianity and "morality". Or perhaps someone a little too old to be normally considered sexually active. Then again it could be someone implicated in an unfathomable number of sordid trysts.

Kinda like the "Wade Boggs" of the U.S. Senate.

Here are my two guesses:

1. Senator Orrin Hatch of Utah. A Mormon he rises to the level of real shock value to a jaded dude like Larry Flynt.

2. Senator Lindsey Graham of South Carolina. Why? Because he's simply the biggest punk in the upper house.

Both are getting on in years and thus the shock value is increased if they get caught with pants down.

Line up here folks and take your own best guess.

Cheers!

I'll buy a bottle of Champagne!!!

Cher

would be Orrin Hatch.

And I want photos.

but, maybe he considers Cheney a senator since his is president of the senate?

Cranky, ugly... why would anyone want to go out with him?

That's why it would be a shock.

... in the Library,
... with the candlestick.

I'm guessing that Larry's way of thinking is that Fred's got such an attractive wife, why would he be looking for a substitute?

I had thought Graham was an in-the-closet gay?

(chortles quietly under his breath)

Graham, or Brownback or Inhofe?

Don't ask me why - it just seems like the right person!

That would be wonderful.