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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 05:05 PM
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I returned from the gym. I feel like a hoss.
A big 'ole muscular hossy lady. Give me a bit and I'll pull you around for a while. Whinny!
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 05:10 PM
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1. "Well calling it your job, old hoss, sure don't make it right,
but if you want me to, I'll say a prayer, for your soul tonight."


In other words :yourock:
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 05:17 PM
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4. Thank you?
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blockhead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 05:34 PM
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22. excellent tune
:thumbsup:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 05:11 PM
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2. I could use a gym partner...
:D

Even so, with my stamina you could pull for some time!

Bah-zing!! :evilgrin:
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 05:17 PM
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3. Don't worry. I know how to gallup.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 05:19 PM
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5. Like a racehorse?
:hug:
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 05:20 PM
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6. Well, no... just hossy.
Here are my stats:

5'8"
159.2 lbs.
38% body fat
Size 8
Flat abs

Anyone have a bridle?
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 05:22 PM
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7. Can't argue with the figures.
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 05:22 PM
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8. I can pull a cart.
:P
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 05:23 PM
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9. I went to the gym this morning. I didn't work out though.
I just worked.

:D
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 05:24 PM
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10. But you are certainly NOT a hoss.
Anything but.
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 05:26 PM
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14. I'm not a hoss, but I am the boss.
And dat's why I was at the gym today.

I do need to work out, though. I'll probably do some weights on the balance ball while watching TV later.
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 05:27 PM
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15. I did 20 minutes of elliptical this afternoon.
I keep looking at my weight... then looking in the mirror... then looking at my weight again... "Say what?" I tell myself.
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 05:28 PM
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18. Elliptical is good.
If I could only keep one piece of exercise equipment, it would be my elliptical.
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 05:30 PM
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20. Yes, they're great toys.
I am starting to experience popping knees from running, so I'm switching to lower impact cardio. I'm having to lighten my weights, too, because my elbows are starting to hurt while doing certain motions.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 05:24 PM
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11. Hey
:hi:
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 05:25 PM
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12. Hi!
Heard a song in the car today that reminded me of you.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 05:27 PM
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16. What song?
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 05:25 PM
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13. Do you gots any single friends?
I could use a serious ass-kickin by a strong woman.
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 05:28 PM
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17. All my single friends are male, unfortunately.
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 09:02 PM
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23. aw, dizzam
too bad I'm not gay then :shrug:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 09:03 PM
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24. Same here, but you've got dibs.
:pals:

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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 05:29 PM
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19. Like from Bonanza?
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 05:31 PM
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21. Yup. Just like Bonanza.
Here's a picture of me. I'm third from the left.
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 09:54 PM
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25. nope, Hoss is the one on the far right
Edited on Mon Jul-23-07 09:55 PM by Kali
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 09:55 PM
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26. Hmmm....a pony girl...
:P :rofl: :hi:
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 10:13 PM
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27. I jump bannisters for food.
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