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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 08:25 PM
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He entered my house without permission so I killed him.
Entering and stinging.
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 08:27 PM
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1. Why do you rebel against the master race? nt
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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 08:28 PM
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2. You sure it was a 'he' ? Looks like my X, a blood sucker
:rofl:
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 08:29 PM
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3. I didn't check the 'nads.
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 08:31 PM
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4. It was probably a her.
Those bloodsucking mama mosquitoes want your goods to feed their young.
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 08:45 PM
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5. so I murdered someones mom?
is that what you're saying?
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 08:59 PM
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7. Justifiable insecticide.
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 08:47 PM
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6. I'm racking up some really bad karma for my next life
I'm sure to come back as some sort of bug, who will suffer the same cruel fate that I dole out every day - Death By Vacuum. :scared:
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 09:01 PM
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8. isn't it female mosquitoes that make one itch?
or is that a bs story?

:shrug:
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 09:04 PM
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9. yes, and they make you horny too
:spray:
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 09:16 PM
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10. oh good
is it the buzzing sound they make that does that ???? :silly:
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 07:20 AM
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16. depends...for some its the sharp little prick
:hi:
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 05:37 PM
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20. *snerk*
i hate little sharp pricks myself :D

:rofl:
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hyphenate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 09:17 PM
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11. That's what I thought eom
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 09:29 PM
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12. only females drink your blood
they require the protein for the development of their eggs.

I hate 'em.
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 10:10 PM
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13. I'm calling PETA right now!!
You're in deep doo-doo.

:spank:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-23-07 10:17 PM
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14. Pfft. They're as wretched as mudbloods.
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VLC Donating Member (487 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 01:13 AM
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15. Perhaps your house was built
over his tribe's sacred burial areas. Now who's the aggressor??
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 05:34 PM
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17. He/she is back. With an army!
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 05:36 PM
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18. Killing would be preferable. How would one molest a mosquito?
:hide:
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 05:37 PM
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19. The ones where I live are positively enormous.
They actually creep me out, more than a little.

*shudder*
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