List the most inventive song titles

"I Liked You Better Before You Were Naked on the Internet" - From First to Last
"There's a Guy Works Down the Chip Shop Swears He's Elvis" - Kirsty MacColl
"Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goalposts of Life"
"I Slept With a Member of Fall Out Boy and All I Got Was This Song Written About Me" - Fall Out Boy
"If Being a Cunt Was People, You'd Be China" - Narcosis
"How Could You Believe Me When I Said I Loved You When You Know I've Been a Liar All My Life?" - from The Royal Wedding
"If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too" - by Mental As Anything
"Renting out my face to a papua new guinean farmer"
"I Love You Even Though You're A Zombie Now" - Johnny Truant.
"If I Can't Be Number One in Your Life, Then Number Two on You"
"You're the Reason Our Kids are so Ugly"
"If the Phone Don't Ring, It's Me Not Calling You Up"
"At the Gas Station of Love, I got the Self-Service Pump"
"Mama Get the Hammer (There's a Fly on Papa's Head)"
"I Don't Know Whether to Kill Myself or Go Bowling"
"Peekin' Through the Knothole in Grandma's Wooden Leg"
"A Conjunction Of Drones Simulating The Way In Which Sufjan Stevens Has An Existential Crisis In The Great Godfrey Maze" - Sufjan Stevens
"They Are Night Zombies!! They Are Neighbors!! They Have Come Back From The Dead!! Ahhhh!" - Sufjan Stevens
""Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving With a Pict" -Pink Floyd

What else?

Bass solo by Metallica's original bassist, the late Cliff Burton, RIP.

Truly a touching love song.

is it on Nillson Schmillson?

John Hicks and the Hot Licks

Still one of my favorites. :thumbsup:

And their band name is awesome, too.

Fall Out Boy have a lot of good song titles.

"Miranda, That Ghost Just Isn't Holy Anymore" by The Mars Volta
Not a long one, but "Capitalism Stole My Virginity" by The (International) Noise Conspiracy

"You Don't Pull No Punches But You Don't Push The River"

It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night that Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long

Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears

I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?

If I Had My Life to Live Over, I'd Live Over a Delicatessen

If I Were In Your Shoes, I'd Walk Right Back To Me

All My Exes Live in Texas

Saddle Up the Stove, Ma, I'm Riding the Range Tonight

I Thought She Was Out Jogging, But She Was Running Around On Me

If the Phone Don't Ring, It's Me Not Calling You Up

All the Guys Who Turn Me On Turn Me Down

Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

(Pardon Me) I've Got Someone To Kill

Peel Me a Nanner

I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2

If The Jukebox Took Teardrops I'd Cry All Night Long

If Love Were Oil, I'd be a Quart Low