Is Bush smart enough...

Is Bush smart enough to pour water out of a boot if the instructions were printed on the heel?

People also make the bold assumption that bush can read.

Ya' know, i could get snarky here but truth be told, this man is not the goober he would have us believe. I have no doubt he has his puppeteers pulling his strings but I am equally aware that he has made a living getting folks to underestimate his shrewd ass. For those of you familiar with the Sci Fi phenom "Battlestar Gallactica", I see him as Baltar, with less heart. That hayseed shtick is a cover for a greedy and heartless creep.

Here, if ya need something snarky outa me regarding bush's smarts:
"To you folks lookin' to impeach Dick Cheney: Are you MAD? Have you LOST YER MINDS? While bush had those polyps removed and cheney was President, I kept thanking God that it was not the other way around with Cheney needin the polyps removed...could you imagine if bush was prez by himself for those 2 hours???!!!...yeah kinda like brain freeze, really hurts to even think about it! Even Ecuador would have scurryed it's cabinet members off to the hardened bomb shelters for protection. Those two hours could have been the most dangerous ones this planet has ever seen! They would have went down in history right next to that day with Kennedy and the Cuban Missle Crises! This needs to be a wakeup call my chums, let's stop talking all this impeachment nonsense about Dick Cheney and start praying that his lil' black ticker holds out until after the next elections....THEN WE CAN......Oh Hell, I just drooled on my keyboard"

One of the lines of his song "Genius in France" is the boot/water thing. It always made me laugh, so I thought I'd share with the Lounge Lizards here.