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Dragonbreathp9d

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Wed Jul-25-07 07:39 AM
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Please make me laugh

this summer sucks, my love life is so bad right now I feel that every woman I look at is rejecting me, I had an invitation recinded by a very close and dear friend so that she could spend time with her new boy-toy (which should be me), I pissed at the government, I want to leave fuckin Texas - its hot, humid, and the people are dumb assholes, I might have lost all of my scholarships, I can't stop thinking about my ex, my best friend that should be my girlfriend, and my recently deceased friend and roommate....

please, Lounge, give me something to laugh at

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formerrepuke

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Wed Jul-25-07 08:00 AM
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1. I sometimes visit this site when I need a chuckle: Its like a cheap vacation-

Edited on Wed Jul-25-07 08:01 AM by formerrepuke

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/

-Take care-

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Dragonbreathp9d

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Wed Jul-25-07 08:02 AM
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2. thanks

:hi:

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gmoney

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Wed Jul-25-07 08:04 AM
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3. Generally good for a few laughs...

http://icanhascheezburger.com/

Sounds like this might be helpful, too: http://www.nomoremrniceguy.com/ ...really opened my eyes.

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Inchworm

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Wed Jul-25-07 08:11 AM
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4. "Hanks wife" says dirty words

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WnpQNJLTvo

Hope you feel better dude. :hug:

:hi:

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applegrove

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Wed Jul-25-07 01:40 PM
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5. Sounds like you have a lot to deal with. Watch Bill Maher's "I'm the decider" on You Tube.

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reyd reid reed

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Wed Jul-25-07 01:42 PM
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6. This is great...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6759464

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MrCoffee

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Wed Jul-25-07 01:43 PM
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7. 3 pregnant women are sitting around talking...

and the first one says "I haven't been to the doctor yet, but I know I'm having a boy."

The other two ask her how she knows it's a boy if she hasn't been to the doctor.

The first says, " I know it's a boy because I was on top."

The second pregnant lady laughs and says, "Well if that's true, I'm having a girl because I was on bottom."

The third pregnant lady bursts into tears.

The other two get her calmed down and ask her why she is crying.

The third says, "If you two are right, I'm having puppies!"

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pagerbear

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Wed Jul-25-07 01:51 PM
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8. I've heard that joke before

...and each time I have to stop and think for a few minutes before I get it. O8)

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MrCoffee

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Wed Jul-25-07 01:53 PM
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10. that's the best part of the joke...that moment of understanding

and the inevitable blushing that follows.

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Inchworm

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Wed Jul-25-07 01:51 PM
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9. LoL

:rofl:

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Rambis

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Wed Jul-25-07 02:01 PM
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11. This works for me sometimes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=947-J5qHhW4&mode=related&search=

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jobycom

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Wed Jul-25-07 02:03 PM
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12. Did you just call me a dumb asshole!?

I'll sick Carrot Top on you!

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