a joke for you on friday

Genie joke
A liberal came upon a genie and said, "You're a genie. Can you grant me three wishes?" The genie replied, "Yes, but only if you're feeling generous enough to share your good fortune." The liberal said, "I'm a liberal. I'm always happy to share." The genie said, "O.K., then, whatever you wish for, I'll give every conservative in the country two of it. What's your first wish?" "I would like a new sports car." "O.K., you've got it, and every conservative in the country gets two sports cars. What's your second wish?" "I'd like a million dollars." "O.K., you get a million dollars, every conservative gets two million dollars. What's your third and final wish?" "Well, I've always wanted to donate a kidney."
:evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin:
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(credit allhatnocattle.net)

except it ended with the guy having a supermodel girlfriend... and one testicle removed... you can imagine the outcome when the genie doubles the wish for the other half...

-LK