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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 08:44 AM Original message |
Post Bad Advice here... |
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BarenakedLady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 08:46 AM Response to Original message |
1. When shopping on a hot summers day |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 08:52 AM Response to Reply #1 |
9. Roll up the windows for extra security... |
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BarenakedLady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 08:57 AM Response to Reply #9 |
14. Of course |
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AllegroRondo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 08:47 AM Response to Original message |
2. Wiring diagrams are just suggestions |
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unpossibles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 08:49 AM Response to Reply #2 |
5. hahaha!! |
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unpossibles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 08:48 AM Response to Original message |
3. don't forget to shake the baby! |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 08:52 AM Response to Reply #3 |
8. ... |
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stuntcat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 09:36 AM Response to Reply #3 |
39. and if you drop it on the floor, |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 09:44 AM Response to Reply #39 |
42. repeatedly... |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 08:48 AM Response to Original message |
4. When you make $1 million a month, dabble in dogfighting on the side. |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 08:51 AM Response to Original message |
6. Drive slow in the left lane! |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 08:51 AM Response to Original message |
7. Soy Delicious and Tings is a sensible evening meal. |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 08:54 AM Response to Original message |
10. If you have money to burn, make 'balloon doggies' out of condoms. |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 08:54 AM Response to Original message |
11. Always wear eye protection while eating cheese... |
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LanternWaste (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 08:56 AM Response to Original message |
12. The day after the office party, go to your boss and loudly say, |
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formerrepuke (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 08:57 AM Response to Original message |
13. You can't get pregnant the 1st time you 'do it'........ |
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La Lioness Priyanka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 08:57 AM Response to Original message |
15. make sure the dems know that any false move on their part and they lose their base |
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MissMillie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 08:59 AM Response to Original message |
16. use a hairdryer while sitting in a bathtub full of water |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 09:01 AM Response to Reply #16 |
17. It's also nice to have a toaster oven close by for a little snack... |
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unpossibles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 09:11 AM Response to Original message |
18. don't vote since no one truly represents you |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 09:13 AM Response to Reply #18 |
20. Yeah! |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 09:12 AM Response to Original message |
19. No need to wear a seatbelt in a vehicle, you might have to get out fast sometime. |
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QMPMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 09:14 AM Response to Original message |
21. Fall in love with a Canadian and move to Canada...... |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 09:26 AM Response to Reply #21 |
34. ... |
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Seashell Eyes (498 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 09:14 AM Response to Original message |
22. When you're at a party |
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regularguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 10:25 AM Response to Reply #22 |
50. Heh. |
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Debi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 12:21 PM Response to Reply #22 |
62. OMG...this happened to me and Mr. Debi at my 20 year class reunion |
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Seashell Eyes (498 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 12:37 PM Response to Reply #62 |
67. It almost happened to me. |
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pagerbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 09:15 AM Response to Original message |
23. Vote for the guy you'd rather a beer with--that indicates he'd do the best job. |
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Seashell Eyes (498 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 09:21 AM Response to Reply #23 |
30. Yes |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 09:22 AM Response to Reply #30 |
31. Businessmen will run the gubbermint like a business! |
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YankeyMCC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 09:15 AM Response to Original message |
24. When peeing outside face the wind nt |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 09:17 AM Response to Original message |
25. Nothing wrong with nose-picking or even eating the boogies - share em with your friends |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 09:19 AM Response to Reply #25 |
26. Just don't scratch yourself with them... |
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dembotoz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 09:20 AM Response to Original message |
27. come on--have a couple more beers |
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unpossibles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 09:20 AM Response to Original message |
28. If you want to make new friends, choose the biggest, scariest, meanest looking guy in the room |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 09:25 AM Response to Reply #28 |
33. Endear yourself even more by saying loudly, "Oh, yeah... You and what Army?" |
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unpossibles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 09:33 AM Response to Reply #33 |
37. good point. |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 09:21 AM Response to Original message |
29. The only thing better than ironing nakkid... |
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unpossibles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 01:08 PM Response to Reply #29 |
70. ha! or perhaps trying to trim your cat's claws naked. n/t |
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edbermac (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 09:22 AM Response to Original message |
32. If you're thirsty at the beach, just drink some seawater. |
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flying rabbit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 09:31 AM Response to Original message |
35. Raw chicken just tastes better. |
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Fox Mulder (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 09:33 AM Response to Original message |
36. To get out the toughest stains, mix together ammonia and bleach. |
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stuntcat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 09:34 AM Response to Original message |
38. Trust everyone. |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 09:40 AM Response to Original message |
40. Forget about the condom. You'll never be in Haiti again anyway. nt |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 09:43 AM Response to Original message |
41. To get Skinner's attention post an insult about Al Gore in one of his threads. |
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Debi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 12:27 PM Response to Reply #41 |
65. Heh heh..Al Gore |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 09:44 AM Response to Original message |
43. Run with scissors. Jesus people! |
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LNM (538 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 09:48 AM Response to Original message |
44. If your baby won't shut-up on an airplane |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 09:49 AM Response to Reply #44 |
45. or some Babydryl. |
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MAGICBULLET (606 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 09:50 AM Response to Original message |
46. guzzle an entire quart of whole milk |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 09:51 AM Response to Reply #46 |
47. ooo... Been there. |
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gmoney (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 09:53 AM Response to Original message |
48. "Doctor, I just swallowed a whole bottle of sleeping pills!" |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 10:30 AM Response to Reply #48 |
51. Balance that out with about half a bottle of pep pills |
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davsand (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 10:07 AM Response to Original message |
49. Go ahead and marry him after he divorces that wife. |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 10:34 AM Response to Original message |
52. I thought you were going to link to the Lounge |
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Throwing Stones (730 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 10:35 AM Response to Original message |
53. Trust corporations to do the right thing |
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Rambis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 10:38 AM Response to Original message |
54. When you are hammered blind |
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AwakeAtLast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 11:40 AM Response to Original message |
55. Yellow snow is harmless. Dig in! |
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Zavulon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 11:52 AM Response to Original message |
56. Eat lots and lots of fast food. It sanes time and is surprisingly good for you. |
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otherlander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 11:55 AM Response to Original message |
57. Don't shit in the woods. |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 11:56 AM Response to Original message |
58. If you've sliced your finger deeply... |
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Seashell Eyes (498 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 12:56 PM Response to Reply #58 |
69. If your out of Tabasco sauce use lemon juice |
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triguy46 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 12:11 PM Response to Original message |
59. don't bother balancing your checkbook. If you have checks, you have money. |
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SCantiGOP (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 02:26 PM Response to Reply #59 |
77. and if the bank says a check bounced |
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zanne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 12:18 PM Response to Original message |
60. Stop signs are optional. nt |
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SoxFan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 12:27 PM Response to Reply #60 |
66. Ah, you've been to Manchester! |
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Debi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 12:18 PM Response to Original message |
61. The larger the vehicle the sweeter the ride.. |
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BOSSHOG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 12:24 PM Response to Original message |
63. Leave the car windows rolled down in cast you left the keys in the ignition |
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EstimatedProphet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 12:26 PM Response to Original message |
64. Post in GD |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 12:40 PM Response to Reply #64 |
68. :) |
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AllegroRondo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 01:11 PM Response to Original message |
71. Cops are less likely to give you a ticket if you are rude and insulting |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 01:12 PM Response to Original message |
72. If you see your friend Jack while boarding an airplane, |
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CBHagman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 01:24 PM Response to Original message |
73. Real advice I got a year or so ago. |
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Vilis Veritas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 01:29 PM Response to Original message |
74. Don't tug on Superman's cape. |
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cloudbase (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 01:30 PM Response to Original message |
75. That stuff about not smoking while filling your car with gas |
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auburngrad82 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 01:31 PM Response to Original message |
76. You should pee on an electric fence. It's really a lot of fun. nt |
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SCantiGOP (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 02:28 PM Response to Original message |
78. invade Iran |
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MysticalChicken (832 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 03:09 PM Response to Original message |
79. A long-ish one |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 03:35 PM Response to Original message |
80. Climb to the top of the watchtower and just enjoy the view! |
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ruiner4u (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 03:36 PM Response to Original message |
81. Meth is Fun! you wont get addicted from just one time.. |
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Seashell Eyes (498 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 03:45 PM Response to Original message |
82. Have a fling with your supervisor |
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