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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 04:44 PM Original message |
Christ, EVERY FUCKING AFTERNOON this guy sits in his screen porch! Doesn't He EVER MOW HIS LAWN |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 04:46 PM Response to Original message |
1. And every time he's out there, I can't mow MY fucking lawn because he screams at me! |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 04:55 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. i think he is out there because I sunbathe in the nude |
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ChoralScholar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 05:10 PM Response to Original message |
3. We need a name for this specific type of thread |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 05:30 PM Response to Original message |
4. It's been raining for a solid month! Whaddya want?! |
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LibraLiz1973 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 07:46 PM Response to Original message |
5. A photo is required!! |
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Ptah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 07:54 PM Response to Original message |
6. That guy is really busy. I've seen photos of him in several places at the same instant. |
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SarahB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 08:06 PM Response to Original message |
7. Maybe he's just checking out that hot neighbor chick. |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 08:09 PM Response to Original message |
8. He's too busy fucking your hot neighbor from the other side |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-26-07 08:11 PM Response to Reply #8 |
9. not possible |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-27-07 12:19 PM Response to Original message |
10. Why would I want to mow my yard? That's what kids are for. Send 'em out wth scissors, and |
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Debi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-27-07 12:34 PM Response to Reply #10 |
11. Oh nice... |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-27-07 03:57 PM Response to Reply #11 |
13. I'm sure that's exactly what the neighbors think, too. The truth is that Mrs R enjoys |
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redwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-27-07 04:03 PM Response to Reply #13 |
15. I have never before heard of foreplay that involves washing the car. |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-27-07 04:49 PM Response to Reply #15 |
17. Hey, you gotta be inventive to keep the old fires stoked, and it seems to have worked. |
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redwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-27-07 04:54 PM Response to Reply #17 |
19. That is wonderful! |
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zippy890 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-27-07 02:11 PM Response to Original message |
12. . |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-27-07 04:01 PM Response to Reply #12 |
14. He'd be well-advised to do so. Just because we're quiet, that doesn't mean we're not dangerous |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-27-07 04:06 PM Response to Original message |
16. Kudos! |
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idgiehkt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-27-07 04:50 PM Response to Original message |
18. maybe call county human services |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-27-07 05:14 PM Response to Reply #18 |
20. ...and don't forget to mention the pink elephants. |
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idgiehkt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-27-07 06:47 PM Response to Reply #20 |
23. lol...just got home from Illinois, lock the front door, oh boy |
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Robb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-27-07 05:25 PM Response to Original message |
21. In my town, municipal code requires |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-27-07 11:06 PM Response to Reply #21 |
24. Pimm's Cup works for me. That's a regulation I can abide with. |
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havocmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-27-07 05:54 PM Response to Original message |
22. I like the grass tall. Neighbors don't seem to notice me on the porch |
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w8liftinglady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-27-07 11:25 PM Response to Original message |
25. a couple of old folks in our neighborhood can't anymore.My boys do it for them |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-27-07 11:28 PM Response to Reply #25 |
26. Now, THAT I like to hear...that we're not the only ones who "volunteer" our kids to help |
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