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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 06:30 PM
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By responding to this thread...
...you are certifying that you have read and understand this thread and its accompanying Waiver in its entirety. If you do not understand any part of this Waiver, you should consult an attorney before you hit reply.

In consideration of being permitted to participate in any way in the activities involved in responding to this thread under the auspices of the author (hereafter known as "Robb"), I acknowledge, appreciate, and agree that:

1. I understand that I may be injured, disabled, or even die while responding to this thread.

2. I understand that even if all the rules are followed, that responding to this thread is inherently dangerous. I freely and voluntarily accept the risk of injury; or death from participation in this thread and\or from being a lurker.

3. I understand that serious and permanent eye injury, including loss of eyesight, can occur if I do not wear approved safety goggles in any area where the content of this thread may be intentionally or accidentally discharged. I agree to never remove my goggles under any circumstances while I am reading this thread, replying to this thread, or any other situation where I may be in any way influenced by this thread.

4. I understand that although "Robb" and the staff will attempt to enforce safety and posting rules, I may be injured or die because others persons did not follow the rules.

5. I understand that I will be exposed to risks and hazards while reading this thread. I freely and voluntarily acknowledge these risks and hazards and nonetheless wish to read and\ or enter into an agreement to respond to this thread.

6. I understand that responding to this thread involves risks, which include, but are not limited to, the risk of injury from being struck by inconsistencies, injuries from possible malfunction of equipment used and injury from falling over straw men or other natural or manmade obstacles.

7. I certify that I am in good health and that I do not have a heart condition, ailment or condition which could be worsened or cause me injury, illness, disability, or death as a result of exertion involved in reading or responding to this thread. I understand that I am responsible for consulting a physician before responding to this thread.

8. As a condition of reading or responding to this thread, I knowingly and voluntarily waive any legal rights that I may have against the Robb, other posters, the Democratic Underground, computer manufacturers and distributors, "Robb is a Dingbat, LLC" and its owners, employees, directors, officers, and assigns.

9. I agree to hold harmless each and all of the above parties, and to indemnify each and all of the above named parties against any and all claims, actions, suits, costs, expenses (including attorney's fees), damages, and liabilities arising out of connected with, or resulting from my reading or responding to this thread.

Note: If you are a MINOR in this state, by responding to this thread you are indicating your parent or legal guardian has read and signed this Waiver and given it full and binding consideration, and that yourparent or legal guardian has full knowledge of my presence on these premises and\or my participation in this thread.

10. I agree to abide by the all the following safety rules and posting rules. All posters must read and follow all safety and posting rules without exception. Any violation of these rules will result in that poster being ejected from the thread.

IF you have read each and every item on this Waiver, hit "reply".
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 06:31 PM
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1. Signed with an addendum
Robb is a dingbat!

NSMA
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waylon Donating Member (598 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 06:33 PM
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2. no way, im not falling for that!
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 06:34 PM
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3. I'm waiting...
to hear back from my lawyer.
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Exultant Democracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 06:39 PM
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4. WELCOME TO DU DINGBAT!!!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :toast: :party: :toast: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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dweller Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 07:11 PM
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5. ssshhhhh.......


be vewwy vewwy qwiet...i'm hunting Rabrrrrrr...


dp
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areschild Donating Member (952 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 07:12 PM
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6. Sounds too dangerous for me.
I'm sure you'll understand why I can't reply.
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 07:18 PM
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7. I love Robb....But damn is that kid a ding bat...
Edited on Fri Jan-23-04 07:19 PM by YellowRubberDuckie
:silly:
Duckie
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 08:10 PM
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8. I'm sorry
...but you understand, I have to protect myself. ;)
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Bundbuster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 08:56 PM
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9. To: Robb, Dingbat, & Threadkiller LLC - You are in violation
of the "Full Disclosure Act", having neglected to list all potential side effects from interaction with this thread. Consultants have advised me that such side effects may include, but are not limited to:

- nausea & vomiting
- blurred vision & headaches
- loss of appetite
- constipation or diarrhea
- insomnia
- internal bleeding
- malaise and/or depression
- hair loss
- erectile dysfunction
- night sweats
- irritability
- anxiety
- heavy breathing
- dry mouth

Please be advised that I have retained legal counsel, despite my inadvertant participation in this thread due to your statutory oversight.



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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 09:23 PM
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10. You're a dingbat.
:D
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