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The Night Owl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-06-07 10:38 AM
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If a typical Freeper were granted one wish, what would he or she wish for?
Edited on Mon Aug-06-07 10:56 AM by The Night Owl
Let us be honest... Freepers just don't think things through. If a typical Freeper were granted one wish, he or she would probably ask for something utterly shortsighted like a one hour free shopping spree in Walmart.
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Zywiec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-06-07 10:41 AM
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1. A big kiss from Rush Limbaugh
:P
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-06-07 10:45 AM
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2. One night in the arms of Dick Cheney...
:puke: :rofl: :hi:
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-06-07 10:46 AM
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3. I'm sure it would involve horrible bodily harm to their nemesis, Hillary.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-06-07 10:46 AM
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4. Sodomized by Sean Hannity
With a reach around, of course
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unpossibles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-06-07 10:50 AM
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5. to live in a Freemarket Warhawk Nation ruled by an Iron Fisted God with no Liberals allowed!
...and they'd suddenly find themselves in Iran or Iraq with no job, no insurance, and a rifle in their hands.

Wishes always backfire. ;)
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-06-07 10:52 AM
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6. Something involving a lot of violence to minorities
gays, lesbians, non-christians and liberals.
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TommyO Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-06-07 10:57 AM
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7. Heck, I could do damage during a one-hour shopping spree at Wally World
and I would donate everything to local charities.
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-06-07 11:29 AM
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8. For morans to get a brain, of course.
What a shock if that wish came true.
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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-06-07 11:55 AM
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9. The second coming of Jesus
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-06-07 11:59 AM
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10. "Oh nooo! He's a hippy!?"
Thx to the DUer who posted that yesterday.
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cloudbase Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-06-07 12:01 PM
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11. The rapture.
All the fuking liberals will be left behind. Damn, mixing my threads up!
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dropkickpa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-06-07 12:20 PM
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12. A bigger johnson
Or a nice hat.
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-06-07 12:25 PM
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13. To have "that big swing of confidence" that Bob on TV has
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jakefrep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-06-07 12:32 PM
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14. An Ann Coulter blow-up doll
(anatomically correct, of course)
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The Night Owl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-06-07 05:55 PM
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17. Would an Ann Coulter blow-up doll require any air?
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nickgutierrez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-06-07 01:01 PM
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15. Teeth. n/t
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-06-07 01:07 PM
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16. One Hummer's tank's worth of free gas.
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