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Edited on Tue Aug-07-07 12:10 PM by JonathanChance
I will miss:
Semi-reliable public transportation. (Where if you miss the bus, you wait 7-10 minutes for the next one instead of one hour!)
The Fact I can go through an entire day and count the number of pickup trucks I see on one hand.
Indian Food. (Seriously, we need more Indian Restaurants in the states. It would be perfect for downtown. Indian food, especially the spicier dishes is recognised here in the UK as the perfect drunk food.)
BBC Radio 4. (For the comedy programs and news alone. It’s also refreshing to see that Radio Drama is still popular somewhere.)
The BBC in General
Top Gear (Great Show, I may not agree with Jeremy Clarkson’s politics and his stance on Climate Change, but He’s seriously funny.)
Blackcurrant (You don’t see blackcurrant products that much in the States. It has a flavour that I quite enjoy.)
British Style baked beans in a tomato based sauce
Spitfire Ale (Best. Beer. Ever.)
Hard Cider (Yes, I know Woodchuck is widely available back home, and it’s good cider, but There’s so much more variety over here.
The lack of prudishness.
The culture of politeness and civility.
The lack of Christian Fundamentalist influence in politics. (No bible-humpers legislating their twisted morality on the masses! If only The United States could Follow Great Britian’s Example)
The fact that abortion and Gay marriage are not hot button political issues. (except for a scant few Tory backbenchers and loonies in very obscure minor political parties who don’t have a snowball’s chance in hell of winning.)
Unarmed (for the most part) police
A good cup of tea.
The Journalism (Except for the tabloids)
The fact that I don’t need to drive to go somewhere.
Crunchie Bars (Ambrosia of the Gods!)
Jaffa Cakes (Orange and Chocolate, a marriage made in Heaven..)
The footy (proper football, not that game where a bunch of Kevlar armoured ponces take breaks every 10 seconds whilst they play a wussified form of Rugby.)
Arsenal! (too bad the premier league seson gets underway the day I leave.)
Rugby
Irn-Bru (Best soda ever!)
Cricket (For some reason, I’ve become fascinated with this sport. I know, to most Americans it seems exceedingly dull, but I like it.)
The fact that all sales taxes are included on displayed prices! (If it costs £5.99, you pay £5.99, no trying to figure out how much more you pay like back home.)
The lfact that people here actually care about the environment. (Although, I admit there is a contingent who does take the whole thing a bit too far.)
Things I will not miss:
The religious loonies of all faiths at Speaker’s Corner. (Seriously, these guys, no matter if they are fundamentalist Christians or fundamentalist Muslims say some seriously creepy stuff)
Hot crowded Tube Journeys, especially on the Circle Line
Delays on the bloody Circle Line!
Right, the Circle Line in general
Traffic (Especially on Marylebone Road)
Cliff Richard (Now I know why the TV Show Red Dwarf made the joke about everyone knowing where they were when Cliff Richard was shot)
Big Brother (What a stupid TV show. I can’t believe so many people here actually like it! If I wanted to see people do stupid stuff in ritualistic self-degradation, I’d go to a TKE initiation. At least there I could get free beer!)
Channel 4 in general
The Exchange Rate (Thank you, Mr. President!)
The fact that London is the #2 most Expensive city in the world.
Watching my back all the time.
Tinned hot dogs
Tinned sausages and beans.
Sausages that taste like they have more filler than meat.
Raw Stilton Cheese (I like it in pasties, but otherwise. Uggh.)
Tinned Steak and Kidney Pie.
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