If someone asks you if you want to engage in a friendly game of rugby against the All Blacks,

ForrestGump

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Wed Aug-08-07 06:19 PM
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If someone asks you if you want to engage in a friendly game of rugby against the All Blacks,

say no.

The boys in black doing the haka, a Maori war dance, before the game...as if their rugby legacy wasn't enough to have the opposing team Immodiuming in their shorts:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rulZOE8bDa8&mode=related&search=

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Guava Jelly

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Wed Aug-08-07 06:22 PM
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1. Buncha Wimps

:sarcasm: I could take um :silly:

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Oeditpus Rex

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Wed Aug-08-07 06:30 PM
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2. Meh

I ain't afraid of the All Blacks. I play for Derby Council XV. :headbang:

There, in the centre of the picture you can see Dawn Palethorpe on Sir Gerald � one of the fastest wingers we must have seen in England this season. On the left-hand side of the picture the Lord Mayor has been running such wonderful possession for Derby Council in the lines out � and it's the All Blacks to kick off. Wilson to kick off. Oh, I can see there the Chairman of the Highways and Byways Committee who's obviously recovered from that very nasty blow he got in that loose ball in the first half.

And Wilson kicks off and it's the Town Clerk's taken the ball beautifully there, the All Blacks are up on it very fast and the whistle has gone. I'm not quite sure what happened there, I couldn't see, but there's a scrum-down. I think it's an All Blacks' ball. They were upon them very fast. Obviously they're going to try very hard in this half to wipe out this five-point deficit. Derby Council eight points to three up and Derby Council have got the ball against the head. There is the Borough Surveyor, the scrum-half is out of the... er, the Chairman of the Highways and Byways Committee who's kicked for touch.

The line out � and it's into the line out and the Mayor has got the ball again. To the Borough Surveyor who's left out the Medical Officer of Health. Straight along the line to the Lady Mayoress and the Lady Mayoress has got to go through. Number two has missed her � he's taken to the full back � only the full back to beat and she has scored! The Lady Mayoress has scored, it's eleven points to three!

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u4ic

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Wed Aug-08-07 06:35 PM
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3. Bah! I'll just give them

The Eyebrow...

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