Your favorite tongue-in-cheek chock-full-o'-innuendo song from the 80s?

:rofl: :evilgrin: I'm talking double entendres and innuendo galore...I can think of a lot of them, but this one is my absolute favorite:

Save it For Later by the English Beat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bM0wVjU2-k

Disclaimer: the video is kinda lame and has nothing to do with the song. :P

Lyrics (from http://www.thebeatuk.com/whatisbeat.html):

save it for later

Two dozen other dirty lovers,
Must be a sucker for it,
Cry cry but I don't need my mother.
Just hold my hand while I come
to a decision on it

Sooner or later
Your legs give way, you hit the ground
Save it for later
Don't run away and let me down
Sooner or later
You hit the deck, you get found out
Save it for later
Don't run away and let me down
You let me down

Black air and seven seas are rotten through
But what can you do?
I don't know how I'm meant to act
with all of you lot
Sometimes I don't try,
I just now now now
now now now now now now now now
Now now now now now now now now
now now now!

Sooner or later
Your legs give way, you hit the ground
Save it for later
Don't run away and let me down.
Sooner or later
You hit the deck, you get found out.
Save it for later
Don't run away and let me down.
You let me down
You runaway and let me down.

Two dozen other stupid reasons
Why we should suffer for this.
Don't bother trying to explain them
Just hold my hand while I come
to a decision on it

Sooner or later
Your legs give way, you hit the ground.
Save it fellator
Don't run away and let me down.
Sooner or later
you hit the deck, you get found out.
Save it fellator
Don't run away and let me down
You let me down
You run away run away
Runaway runaway runaway and let me down.

:rofl: :rofl:


edit: Here's one with better audio and the intro

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mn4IqAlDdZY&mode=related&search=

:rofl: :hi: That's a good one!

Cyndi Lauper She Bop

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzpxRd44PpE

I wonder why


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17_gzoa4X9A

:hi:

:hi: :rofl: :evilgrin: Cindy knows what she's talking about...:P

They have protested over the years that Whip it isn't an S&M song...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxH39QlRuhg

"Turning Japanese" by The Vapors


Ive got your picture of me and you
You wrote I love you I love you too
I sit there staring and theres nothing else to do
Oh its in color your hair is brown
Your eyes are hazel and soft as clouds
I often kiss you when theres no one else around

Ive got your picture, Ive got your picture
Id like a million of them all round my cell
I asked the doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
Youve got me turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning round

Im turning japanese
I think Im turning japanese
I really think so
Turning japanese
I think Im turning japanese
I really think so
Im turning japanese
I think Im turning japanese
I really think so
Turning japanese
I think Im turning japanese
I really think so

Ive got your picture, Ive got your picture
Id like a million of them all round my cell
I want the doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
Youve got me turning up and turning down and turning in and turning round

Im turning japanese
I think Im turning japanese
I really think so
Turning japanese
I think Im turning japanese
I really think so
Im turning japanese
I think Im turning japanese
I really think so
Turning japanese
I think Im turning japanese
I really think so

No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder its dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a psyched lone-ranger everyone

Thats why Im turning japanese
I think Im turning japanese
I really think so
Turning japanese
I think Im turning japanese
I really think so
Im turning japanese
I think Im turning japanese
I really think so
Turning japanese
I think Im turning japanese
I really think so

Turning japanese
I think Im turning japanese
I really think so
Turning japanese
I think Im turning japanese
I really think so
Turning japanese
I think Im turning japanese
I really think so
(think so think so think so)
Turning japanese
I think Im turning japanese
I really think so

Big Balls

I'm ever upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

CHORUS:
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

CHORUS

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

CHORUS

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish...

Ball sucker