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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 10:34 PM Original message |
What should one do for a dear friend who had to shake *'s hand? |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 10:36 PM Response to Original message |
1. Give them a strong degreaser. Industrial strength. |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 10:37 PM Response to Original message |
2. She needs to soak the hand in bleach. |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 11:06 PM Response to Reply #2 |
11. Prettttty sure she's done that already |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 10:38 PM Response to Original message |
3. Matthew 5:30 |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 10:39 PM Response to Reply #3 |
5. NIIICE! |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 10:45 PM Response to Reply #5 |
8. Since when do fundies read the bible? |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 10:56 PM Response to Reply #3 |
10. Whoa, dudette! Ain't that being a bit harsh? |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 10:38 PM Response to Original message |
4. If thy hand offendeth thee, cut it off. |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 10:41 PM Response to Original message |
6. What would make that mandatory? |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 10:45 PM Response to Reply #6 |
7. Word. |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 10:54 PM Response to Reply #6 |
9. I don't think I could explain without enabling people to dig up the photo |
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Danger Mouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 11:16 PM Response to Original message |
12. That hand has touched greasy, booze-soaked evil. |
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Colorado Progressive (980 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 11:25 PM Response to Original message |
13. 1-800-terminix? |
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jmowreader (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 11:25 PM Response to Original message |
14. I'd think just washing thoroughly would remove the taint from her skin |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 11:30 PM Response to Original message |
15. Nothing. Who cares? |
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RushIsRot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 11:49 PM Response to Original message |
16. Boil water and lots of it! |
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begin_within (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-14-07 11:59 PM Response to Original message |
17. Help her prepare for the next time with one of these: |
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Ellen Forradalom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-15-07 12:00 AM Response to Original message |
18. Rent "The Andromeda Strain" for some ideas. |
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Lil Missy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-15-07 08:34 AM Response to Original message |
19. Amputation is the only way to get rid of the stench |
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jgraz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-15-07 08:45 AM Response to Original message |
20. I can't think of a context where I'd be able to touch that piece of shit. |
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Dragonbreathp9d (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-15-07 08:48 AM Response to Original message |
21. shoulda spat in his face |
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