Today's word is "batshit." Replace any word(s) in a post with "batshit".
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Today's word is "batshit." Replace any word(s) in a post with "batshit".
So... Why is batshit smoking from a bong?
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Sun Aug-19-07 01:02 AM
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1. It's not easy to type with a 12 pound batshit on your torso.... n/t
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Sun Aug-19-07 01:17 AM
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Sun Aug-19-07 01:12 AM
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2. Breaking: Bat Guano is Healthier than a Big Batshit
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Sun Aug-19-07 01:16 AM
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3. Must be the special sauce...
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Sun Aug-19-07 01:18 AM
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5. 'Waiter, what's the difference between bat guano and batshit?'
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Sun Aug-19-07 01:35 AM
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:rofl: Which would cost more? My guess is guano; because it sounds more exotic.
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Sun Aug-19-07 01:45 AM
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11. Yeah, and they'd spell it like it were French or somethin'
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Sun Aug-19-07 01:24 AM
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6. Ah, it's been batshit now, hasn't it?
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Sun Aug-19-07 01:36 AM
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9. Yes...for close to 10 years!
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Sun Aug-19-07 01:27 AM
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7. If You Don't Like Batshit Perhaps You Missed The Great Stuff
Truly. Take my word on it. :D
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Sun Aug-19-07 01:38 AM
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10. Must be some good shit.
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Sun Aug-19-07 09:53 AM
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Oh how I've missed DU! :rofl:
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Sun Aug-19-07 10:28 AM
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17. I think you should take this thread into the main room...
It's worthy of discourse!
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Sun Aug-19-07 09:56 AM
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13. Anyone born in batshit?
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Sun Aug-19-07 10:29 AM
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18. I know someone who gave birth in a bathtub...
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Sun Aug-19-07 11:12 AM
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was the bathtub full of guano?
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Sun Aug-19-07 10:24 AM
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14. I just saw a batshit, that actually made me tear up.
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Sun Aug-19-07 10:29 AM
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19. It is a rare sight to behold.
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Sun Aug-19-07 10:25 AM
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15. Any Batshit People On Du?
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Sun Aug-19-07 10:30 AM
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ME! :toast::loveya::hug::pals:
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Sun Aug-19-07 10:26 AM
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16. Any batshit turners out there? Don't try this at home
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Sun Aug-19-07 10:31 AM
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22. That would require a very tiny pitchfork, wouldn't it?
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Sun Aug-19-07 10:35 AM
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24. maybe just a salad fork??
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Sun Aug-19-07 10:44 AM
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It would sure take a shitload of time to finish the task! :D
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Sun Aug-19-07 10:46 AM
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26. Just a batshitload of time though
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Sun Aug-19-07 10:30 AM
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20. I'm really tired of opening my batshit cases and finding no batshit.
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Sun Aug-19-07 10:33 AM
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23. You either need more bats...
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Sun Aug-19-07 11:13 AM
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28. It's alright!!! Everything is under batshit!!!!
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Sun Aug-19-07 07:34 PM
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If nothing else, we'll be well-fertilized!
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Sun Aug-19-07 11:32 AM
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29. SCORE!!! Sweetie and I made the 2nd-best batshit buy of our lives today!
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Sun Aug-19-07 07:34 PM
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31. Hopefully not from WalMart...
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Sun Aug-19-07 07:36 PM
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32. The obscure batshit challenge!
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Sun Aug-19-07 11:14 PM
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36. Holy batshit, Batman!
That sounds like a line from one of the Batman movies.
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Sun Aug-19-07 07:36 PM
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33. Dinner at the Prophets - batshit filets
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Sun Aug-19-07 11:17 PM
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37. Mmm...With framboise sauce, I hope!
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Sun Aug-19-07 07:36 PM
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34. The BlueIris Semi-Nightly Batshit Poem Thread, 8/19/07 Bonus.
Come on, C-Peg. You know you were thinking it.
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Sun Aug-19-07 11:22 PM
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38. Well if you're going to post that...
...you could at least offer us a verse. :D
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Sun Aug-19-07 07:41 PM
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Sun Aug-19-07 11:23 PM
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Here ya go...
:evilgrin:
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Sun Aug-19-07 11:23 PM
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39. Drinking alcohol, while eating batshit, is probably not a good idea
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Sun Aug-19-07 11:56 PM
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43. Unless batshit has been used in the mash...
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Sun Aug-19-07 11:31 PM
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Sun Aug-19-07 11:33 PM
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42. I'm kind of glad there's not an emoticon for that...
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Sun Aug-19-07 11:59 PM
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45. YellowRubberDuckie would find one
if there was one to be found!
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Sun Aug-19-07 11:58 PM
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44. This one is pretty batshit, isn't it?
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Mon Aug-20-07 01:38 AM
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46. I'm batshit, but when can I start dating???
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Mon Aug-20-07 09:33 AM
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47. As soon as the bats come out!
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49. Batshit photo thread....post a sexy pic
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