While you entertain yourself with idle chatter, bears implement secret plans.

They take a supporter of the Democratic party and a supporter of the Republican party and make them fight using boxing gloves. You might think this is no big deal. After all, provided that the bears are enforcing the rules of boxing, nobody is getting seriously hurt.

However, recently bears have been taking two supporters of the Democratic party and making them fight to the death simply for the amusement of the bears. I know it sounds crazy, but look carefully and you will find images of tombstones right here on DU.

You can see the plan. Supporters of evilutionism will claim that the bears are trying to speed up the evolution of DUers. However, it's obvious that bears want to reduce human numbers. When human population numbers drop below a certain critical level, division of labor will become impractical. Humans will be forced to become jacks of all trades and masters of none. The only masters of law remaining will be bears.

Maybe Satan, after creating the judicial branch of government, decided that human judgment is not good enough. Fair enough. However, why didn't he send bears to an appropriate Bible college so that they would be truly prepared to wear judicial robes?