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TOhioLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-20-07 06:18 PM
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Taking applications...
For the position of Sugar Daddy.

Requirements:

worship the ground I walk on.
a nice :evilgrin: Having a nickname like 'Ever-ready' a plus!
Intelligence and a sense of humor a necessity. Geeky guys get extra special attention.

:P :rofl::evilgrin:
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-20-07 07:07 PM
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1. HMMMMM
:hi:
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TOhioLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-20-07 07:20 PM
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3. Hi Parche...
...do you have any other qualifications for me to take into account? :)
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-21-07 12:14 AM
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28. qual
'Stud' :hi:
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-20-07 07:18 PM
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2. You forgot
to be available when I want you....
no clingers....
could be days without you.....



:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

kinda like
the line in the Pink song....

forget the drink, just give me the money



lost
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TOhioLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-20-07 07:21 PM
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5. hi lost...
...:hi: TOL's in a silly mood tonight.
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-20-07 07:21 PM
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4. My real name is actually
Juan Honglow.

Do I qualify?
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TOhioLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-20-07 07:22 PM
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6. will you...
...worship the ground I walk on?
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-20-07 07:22 PM
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7. I could put on a moustache...
:shrug:
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TOhioLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-20-07 07:23 PM
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9. hi u4ic...
yeah, put on that 'stache! :hug:
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-20-07 07:33 PM
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11. Do I qualify?
I even added a unibrow...:D






:hug:
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TOhioLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-20-07 07:35 PM
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13. you qualify!
:rofl::loveya::hug:
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-20-07 07:22 PM
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8. Well, I obviously don't fit those requirements, but if I happen across
any Sugar Daddy types who do, I will definitely send them your way!

:bounce: :bounce:

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TOhioLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-20-07 07:25 PM
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10. Hi SG...
...you may not meet the requirements, but you're still a sweetie! :hug:
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-20-07 07:35 PM
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12. Aw, thank you.
And back atcha! :hug:

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LibraLiz1973 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-20-07 07:37 PM
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14. For sure you will find some studley rich former oil tycoon
Edited on Mon Aug-20-07 07:38 PM by LibraLiz1973
in Texas. He doesn't work with oil anymore because he's gone green! He will be hot, fun, dorky, lovable, snuggable & he will worship you!

I see you meeting a HOT cowboy in the near future. Start packin- cause your stud is already packin heat!!:evilgrin:


Here he is... out on the range, searching for you!!



If he has a younger brother, CALL ME!!!
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TOhioLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-20-07 07:38 PM
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15. Oh boy...
...from your lips to God's ear. :hi: Liz! :hug:
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-20-07 07:41 PM
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16. Oh boy
cowboys.....


cowboys.....


cowboys.....


need I say more....

sigh



lost
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-20-07 07:53 PM
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17. wow, so no income requirements?
I make about $12,000 a year minus $2,000 for insurance, but it's good insurance and I own my own three bedroom house.

That worship stuff sounds kinda onerous though, unless you look like Erin Gray, or make a really good peach pie.

Now by geeky, are you talking about somebody who looks geeky or somebody who is good with computers? Because I can only manage the first one. I'm not that good with computers.
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TOhioLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-20-07 08:02 PM
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21. If you have the right...
...qualifications, we can work something out.

My peach pie is awesome!
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-20-07 08:05 PM
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25. did you see my picture, you've gotta admit
I was a babe
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=6851262&mesg_id=6851321
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TOhioLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-20-07 08:06 PM
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27. yep...
...you were a babe. Cute picture, BTW.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-20-07 07:58 PM
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18. Where may I fill out the application form?
I am 35, a geek, a big geek, a geek, and a big geek.

:D
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TOhioLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-20-07 08:00 PM
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20. Application are available...
right here:
:evilgrin:
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-20-07 07:59 PM
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19. I'm pretty sure I don't meet most of the basic requirements.
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TOhioLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-20-07 08:03 PM
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23. well...
...you're sweet as sugar. That should count for something. :hi::hug:
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-20-07 08:05 PM
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26. You're pretty darned sweet yourself.
:hug:
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-20-07 08:03 PM
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22. I found one for you!


What?
:shrug:
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TOhioLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-20-07 08:04 PM
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24. LOL...
...you're so silly! :hug:
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