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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-20-07 09:37 PM
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What do you ask for most from your household staff?
I'm always in a quandary whether what I want most is unquestioning loyalty or absolute obedience.

Some days I side on the one, some days on the other.

How about you?
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-20-07 09:39 PM
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1. Sexual favors on demand.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-20-07 09:39 PM
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2. What's wrong with both?
I mean, c'mon.
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philosophie_en_rose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-20-07 09:43 PM
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3. Not much.
Just absolute devotion and volunteer labor.

:)
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MorningGlow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-20-07 10:08 PM
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4. Discretion
Or does loyalty cover that? :shrug:
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-20-07 10:09 PM
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5. Vodka. n/t
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-20-07 10:10 PM
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6. you know, I find I spend more time in my jet and in 5 star hotels
but I will say this for my staff, they keep the solid gold dishes sparkling at all times.
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rockymountaindem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-20-07 10:10 PM
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7. Are they not the same thing? n/t
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City of Mills Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-20-07 10:11 PM
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8. All I ask is they kill bugs
And they should show some appreciation for all the free room and board, and Friskies.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-20-07 10:11 PM
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9. Tie my shoes.
I shouldn't have to bend, after all.
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-20-07 10:14 PM
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10. Don't drink the last beer.
Cause for immediate termination.
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-20-07 10:16 PM
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11. to fan me with palm fronds and peel me grapes ...
that is all, thanks.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-20-07 10:37 PM
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12. Skill in regrouting
There's a lot of regrouting around these parts. :P
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hyphenate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-20-07 10:39 PM
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13. I must insist
on a kiss from them all every single day, and to move over when I get into the bed at night. If they fail to do one or the other, they're lambasted loudly.
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