I sprained my thumb on a wall-mounted soap dispenser.

:hug:

:hi:

You can mock and pity me too: I stubbed my toe getting out of the bathtub last night.

:hug:

at least you didn't get it stuck in the spigot!

That would have been worse!

:hug:

I would, however, offer to kiss it better.

:pals:

you deserve a hug :hug: sorry that happened.

gotta HAND it to ya, though! (yuk, yuk, yuk!) :rofl: :eyes:

Thanks! :hug:

(and groan!)

And I'd point my finger and laugh hysterically if I hadn't shut it in the refrigerator door. :grr:

Had to go to hospital and arrived late for the safety seminar with his hand in a really impressive bandage. :rofl:

(It's one of his favorite stories now--and he's got a million of 'em. :D )

It'll go down in your family's history, I'm sure!

That takes alent! :hug: I hope it's better soon!

:hi:

Can I come and kiss it better? :P ;) :evilgrin:

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Aw, sweetie...

I'm sorry...

I voted for pity, but that's not exactly right...

Empathy is my strong suit...

:hug:

I've been a little afraid of them for years and today my well-founded fears were realized. Now if I could only get over my fear of the vacuum cleaner. mr. swim will vouch that I never go near it! :hug:

I tend to fall victim to them quite a bit. I hope the thumb is getting better fast! :hug:

:hug:

You're killing me.

:P

Why else would you need soap?
:D

that you know me so well? B-)

I was going to start a thread a few weeks ago about stupid and I mean STUPID ( :bounce: ) self inflicted injuries after I scratched my eyeball with a Hardee's biscuit wrapper.

:bounce:

Truth be told I had just finished a 9 mile run under the heavy influence of old beer in my belly and a benadryl (talk about FUN!)

Still I mean it's not like I sprain my thumb or anything.

Can you sue Doug over this?

I guess it would have been stupider if you had scratched your eye on the biscuit.

:rofl:

let me think...

oh yeah! I once got incarcerated in a public lavatory.

I lost my virginity in a public lavatory.

Game. set. match.

I am the ruler of lame.


:rofl:

that's a lot better than being locked in one, Lara.

It wasn't even INSIDE the lavatory. It was outside a free standing bathroom building on a baseball field. I think that's even worse.

that sex was at least involved.

I was waiting for a train.

:eyes:

That, and my best friend who was actually INSIDE the lavatory nagged me the whole way back home with, "I can't BELIEVE you did that, Lara! That is DISGUSTING, Lara! I could HEAR you, Lara!"

:rofl:

For the record, she's still my friend. She survived worse in the years to come. Man, do I owe her for her patience and ability to block things out.
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I'm glad you're here, Lara! :loveya:

















(swimboy just crossed 6000)

No wonder I got knocked up at nineteen!

:rofl:

Those people know everything!

:crazy:

And since i've been mocked by everyone i've told, I choose to mock you as well.

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:toast:

:( It hurt like hell. :hug: I'm sorry that happened to you.

Sometimes they spray people!

I hope you've recovered! :hug:

:yoiks: My fingernail grew back. :) Thanks! I hope you recover soon too. :hug:

What about the company in the bathroom it was in?

Surely, somebody can be sued for your pain and suffering.

:thumbsup:

:loveya:

I've got an opening for early next week

But Robb is, of course, a dingbat as well.

in the men's room by the choir room! Damn, you really beat that sucker to death!

mikey_the_rat

...wall-mounted.


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