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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-21-07 04:05 PM
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Why Do Star Trek Red Shirts ALWAYS Die?





WHY WHY WHY??? Its NO Fare...........:cry: :cry::cry:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-21-07 04:06 PM
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1. Cheaper.
Didn't have to buy any fake gore.
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-21-07 04:14 PM
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4. Fake Gore
What Does Al Gore have to do with it :shrug: :shrug: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hi:

Isnt it sleepy time in England yet :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hi:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-21-07 04:14 PM
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6. I have to stay up.
MrCoffee asked me to record a radio show.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-21-07 04:08 PM
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2. For the same reasons that gold shirts on TNG did.
They were security.
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-21-07 04:11 PM
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3. They die for my amusement
Mwahahaha.

They should have learned the lesson from Apocalypse Now: never get off the goddamn boat.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-21-07 04:28 PM
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9. F***ing TIGER!
:o
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-21-07 10:04 PM
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10. Goddamn right!
I used to think if I died in an evil place then my soul wouldn't make it to heaven. Well, fuck. I don't care where it goes as long it ain't here.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-21-07 04:14 PM
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5. It's a statement against cold-war politics and communism
Join Team Red and you die first, too!
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cynatnite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-21-07 04:17 PM
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7. Scotty was a red shirt...
but I think he lost a few girls in red short dresses.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-21-07 04:27 PM
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8. It was a nod towards Soviet ship building
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