Sister Rosa's Big Brother Round Up

Hello dears,

I'm so sorry to be so tardy. But Sister I Juana Enchilada, Sister Clara Vision and I were traveling around do that "nun thing" with various poor people and orphans. Not that we don't get a bang out of it, but when Rev. Mother told us we had to leave the convent right when "Big Brother 8" started, let me tell you the holy shit hit the fan. We tried to bribe other gals to take our place, but no luck. Not one taker. But trust me Juana, Clara and I won't forget this. But Sister digresses.

Anyway. I tried to get caught up with the previous episodes (big shout out to Sister Lu Ow and good folks at Tivo) but there a limit as to how back to back viewing of this cesspool one can take. However, I'll have to admit we wore out the rewind button watching Nick strut around in his shirtless glory. Sister likes 'em big and stupid.




So, here's Sister rundown on the remaining cockroaches in the house.



Amber - Someone please slap her. She cries more than that dear Bunky from a few seasons ago.



Daniele - An ignorant airhead. Selfish, vain and clueless. If she thinks that she might have a future with above mentioned big and stupid Nick, the poor dear might want consider growing a penis. I see many trips to the free clinic and stripper pole in her future.



Jameka - A lovely young woman. Needs to hitch her wagon to someone else other than that little Miss Waterworks, Amber. She might join that adorable deer in the headlights evicted Dustin soon however.



Jen - Playing under the radar, that's why the slag Daniele nominated her. Keep an eye on her, dears. If she stays she might turn on everyone in the house. I'm seeing a machete and blood. I think she might snap and kill everyone in the house. Can we ask a few people back from previous years before she does?



Jessica - The sound of her voice makes me want to rip her eyes out. I hope she dies.



Dick - The name says it all. Once again these brain dead fools will probably let someone like this escape to the end. (Just like that vile Mike "Boogie" and that Dr. William. Two people that need to be thrown into a pot of acid and destroyed.) Another repulsive fact about this person is that child of his. Like Mr. George Bush Sr, he should have "pulled out".



Eric aka "America's Player" - This child has Sister's interest. Sister is most fond of young men of the Jewish faith. He seems intelligent, attractive and of course light in his loafers. Sister also has a thing for young men of the gay variety. (Come now, I work for a man in a dress and a huge hat) Sister gets the feeling that one should hang a sign attached to those perky nipple rings and that says "For Rent". Just a thought, dears.



Zack - Sigh! With Nick gone, at least there is some beef still in the house.

As for what I think will happen. Every night I pray that a large chunk of blue ice from the lavatory of a passing airliner falls on the house the smashes it and kills Dick, Jessica and Daniele.

Enjoy tonights show dears! I'll be glued to the TV set!

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Scroll down a little bit to ChillTown Gone Bad. It's a clip from Dr.90210.

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Genital warts and nuns do NOT mix!!

I pray they all get some type of parasite that eats aways at their reproductive parts.

THAT's not Nick in his shirtless glory, this is:



Please thank your boss for me on that one.

Big fan of the show. Have you seen Jameka "tasting God" and getting, quite frankly, a little "kinky" in her prayers?

Also, any opinion on Amber's pleas to God to help her become America's Next Top Model, a nurse and a motivational speaker because of her prior meth addiction?

Who the tarnation is Betsy anyway?

But thank you dear.

My goodness. Sister Ban De Solet just dropped her wine glass.

Amber: an anti-Semitic nutcase. Crying, talking about how America probably loves her, crying, wanting to be a model, crying some more, talking about how all greedy people seem to be Jewish, crying again.

Daniele: a confused young woman -- doesn't know who she loves or what to do. Very much like me at her age. I don't think she's ignorant or an airhead. Young and spoiled maybe and definitely confused.

Jameka: used to like her now I can't wait to see her go. Her claims about being able to do whatever she wants because she knows God will forgive her make me want to rip her head off. And since when does God care so much what the hell happens in a reality/game show?

Jen: I haven't figured her out yet.

Jessica: what you said.

Dick: an asshole but I like his honesty and feel sorry for his daughter.

Eric: annoying.

Zach: I'm rooting for him simply because I feel bad that he has no one in the house as a friend really and can't stand Jessica, Jameka, Amber, or Eric. The Dick and Jen are entertainment and I have nothing against Daniele.

But that festering pool of cat sick Daniele needs to rot in hells fire. Not that it would be any different from the many "Johns" that she will soon be picking up on street corners. A harlot! A tramp! A Jezebel!

Normally Sister would cheer on just a woman that flashes her cooter in such a manner, but this roaming petri dish of sperm is not worth my time.

Good day, dear. Enjoy tonights fool parade. I have my bottle of tequila at the ready. The
Sister are whipping up a mess of tacos, enchiladas, beans, rice and some killer chili verde! Sister might need to turn on the TV set in the bathroom if you catch my drift.

or whores. Men are never called that. Men are never trashed for having sex. Even in a joke, I can't tolerate it anymore.

Gay men are constantly portrayed as whores. As well as trashed for having sex, even when in a committed, monogamous relationship.

Does God keep track of assists?

Sadly, a lot of Dems would be up in the record chase for assists too. :(

And as a zesty young man with vital hormonal secretions, you should be proud of such a label. As they say, you go girl. Lord knows that Sister cheers you. Much love, dear.

Sister didn't mean to offend. Yet you didn't budge when Sister suggested that Eric is a rental boy now did you?

As the young people say, "Just saying".

Dear, perhaps you should not take a thread about a pile of mule shit program such as "Big Brother" so serious. Bless you, dear.

But something BIG goes down between Dick and Jen tonight. And it ends with one of them getting automatically nominated by the producers for eviction!

Sister does love some gossip. Thank you dear. And I may I say that Sister is a big Mets fan as well. Whatever happened to that handsome Mike fellow? He made Sister habit blow over her head.

My true love will always be Todd Zeile.

Although that cutie David Wright is starting to give me heart palpitations, not to mention Jose Reyes. Both are super yummy.

Sister is a "hag" as they say from way back. What type of men do you prefer, dear?

Sister liked her surfer types back in the day at Our Holy Gidget convent and surf shop back in the 60's. When the young blond, tan young men that smelled of tanning lotion, sea water and sweat would stop by. Oh the good old days.

Is it hot in here, dear?

Clearly, men who play baseball get my blood pumping.

But what really sends me over the top are skater boys, the current day, if you will, surfer boys. There's something about that cocky attitude that sends me running to the window anytime I hear a board being thrust down the sidewalk.

We have our own little skater boys here in Chili Verde, Jalisco. They fly by the ol' Kneel and Pray with those little skateboards. They come into church all flushed, holding their little chariots under their sweat soaked armpits. Sister has many times had to take them over her knee and playfully swatted them on their firm behinds.

Again, is it hot in here, dear?

And I realize confession is in store for my jealousy, coveting my neighbors sweaty skater boy.

You remind me of a Sister I know who belongs to the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence. Are you familiar with these sisters?

Zesty, happy and Nuns that don't take no doo-doo.

Dear, just what is up, as they say with the people that seem to have such pieces wood so inserted in the anal cavities in this conversion? Sister is puzzled. Is one having a look on life with humor subject to being associated with those of the right wing as they say?

Help Sister, dear.

Your posts have been very entertaining this evening. Please don't ever lose your wonderful sense of irony and sarcasm.

Heaven forbid you posted the cartoon of Ms. Rodham-Clinton flashing her censored breasts on Fox News. I'm not one to observe, but as much as I'm sure you wanted to nestle in her bosom, your attempt would have probably been misinterpreted as being misogynistic. I hope that answers your question.

I think that dear Hillary is zesty. If she has, as people say "A nice rack", so be it. I have a bit of a confession. One time during Nun-A-Thon 1997 in DC, the ol' Penguins and I met the zesty Mr. Clinton. Dear, as much as I like my surfer and skater boys, I would have dropped my holy undergarments for William. A charming man. And Mrs. C, a lovely gal. Funny, happy and just a charming dame. Sister is leaning toward Mr. Edwards at this point, but doesn't take away my respect for Hillary. I don't agree with her always, but good woman. To be frank, I'd knocked William up the side of his head with a good cast iron skillet it it were I. But that's horse of a different color isn't it?

Can't STAND Jameka.

(If Daniele is such an airhead, why does she keep winning the the competitions that actually require some thought?)