I wish to complain about this Leona Helmsley

what I purchased not 'alf an hour ago from this very boutique!

Wot's, uh... Wot's wrong with 'er?

She's dead, that's what's wrong with her.









Color me a-tremble with antici





pation.

...she's resting.

I know a dead Leona Helmsley when I see one, and I'm lookin' at one right now.

Remarkable bird, the Leona Helmsley, idn't she, ay? Beautiful boobage!

She's stone dead!

She's restin'.

I'll wake 'er up.

'ELLOOOO, LEONA! I'VE GOT A NICE FEDERAL SUBPOENA FOR YOU WHEN YOU WAKE UP, LEONA HELMSLEY!!

There, she moved!

That was you pushin' the gilded cage!

'ELLOOO, LEONAAAAA! LEEEOOOONAAAAAAAA!!

*wapwapwap*

LEONA HELMSLEY, WAKE UP! LEEEOOOONAAAAAAAA!!

*flip*

Now, that's what I call a dead Leona Helmsley!

No, she's stunned!

was because she'd been nailed there (with only the purest silver jeweler's nails, lovingly set with the gentle dulcet taps of a golden hammer wielded by one of her legion of unscrupulous lawyers)

...who would sue her own son's estate for money that was supposed to go to his wife and their four children, then tossing her daughter-in-law and grandkids out on the street (evicting them) and leaving them destitute just from the legal bills incurred in fighting her suit. Also, not as cold as someone who fires employees solely because of their sexual orientation. And, not as cold as a billionaire who would stiff the workers who built her empire out of their pay, and force them to accept it because what they would have to pay in legal fees to fight her for their money would be more than they could ever recover in damages.

Nope, not THAT cold.

Her own defense lawyer at her tax fraud trial characterized her as "one tough bitch."


Google or wiki her if you want more.

we're just the little people payin' the taxes --