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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 04:05 PM
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If we are the undead, what are the vegans gonna eat?!
I'm pretty sure undead etiquette dictates vulgar consumption of live human flesh.

What about the Vegans?!!1!
Isn't anyone thinking about the vegans?!

I don't want Leftymom and flvegan to shrivel up and disintegrate, or whatever happens to the undead when they can't feed.

I'm scared!
:cry:
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 04:10 PM
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1. maybe
rotted. putrid, maggot filled
fruits and veggies????

yanno the kind that you throw in your composte pile



:hi:


lost
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begin_within Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 04:11 PM
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2. Live tofu
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 04:12 PM
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3. Nothing. They will be the first to be eaten by the rest of us.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 04:13 PM
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4. The undead can't eat the undead.
They'll die. Or something.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 04:21 PM
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5. We can eat vegans if they are thoroughly rinsed with hot water then plucked
of all body hair. I have a recipe somewhere.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 04:25 PM
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6. The Vegan Undead Liberators of VA have already taken care of this.
The VULVA has already created a human brain analogue (HBA) that looks, smells and tastes like a human brain, but is cruelty free and completely vegan. They've stockpiled hundreds of tonnes of these HBAs in our vegan underground lair in Roanoke (a/k/a The G-Spot), and set up equipment to make more as needed. We vegan zombies will be able to live quite happily for a long, long time (we're working on a cloning process for the HBAs as well) while enjoying many activities that we've taken great care in making sure are provided for our undead brethren and sistren.

You should see the wine cellar and beer warehouse, too.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 04:30 PM
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12. Once again, VA saves your ass.
:hide:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 04:33 PM
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14. VULVA deserves the praise
Well, that and the cheap-o real subterranean mineral rights that VA has to offer. Digging the lair was the easiest part.
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 09:56 PM
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24. "wine cooler toting teenagers run to the rescue!"
:D
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 04:26 PM
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7. Compost.
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ruiner4u Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 04:27 PM
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8. grave moss...
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yewberry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 04:28 PM
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9. Lessee, if you folks have to eat human flesh,
we'll need something equally revolting.


Ah.
I'll bring huitlacoche.
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 04:29 PM
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10. BRAAAAAAANS
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 04:29 PM
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11. If Vegan zombies don't go after people, can we keep them as pets?
And how long before there's a vegan zombie version of the dogs playing poker painting?
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yewberry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 04:36 PM
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15. We prefer the term 'companions.' nt
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 04:38 PM
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17. DS1, future vegan zombie fighter
Uh huh. Gambling...I hope he loses his shot in the ZFL.
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 04:31 PM
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13. Monster Vegans
:scared: :scared: :hi:


Do they have Vegana's?
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chaska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 04:36 PM
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16. delete
Edited on Wed Aug-22-07 04:37 PM by chaska
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 09:43 PM
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18. graaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiins
We have a backup plan, but it's not something I can talk about now that the fun's over.
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 09:48 PM
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21. It seems obvious, doesn't it....
...;-)
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 09:53 PM
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23. I guess they don't know it's the vegan equivalent of "why did the chicken cross the road?"
Next thing they're going to independently invent gags involving peta's naked stunts or the feds listening in on their phone conversations.

My personal fave (I can't claim credit, it was my boss who started it) is to sincerely ask a waiter "is your tofu free range?" He actually got the poor kid to go check with the chef. :rofl:
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 10:00 PM
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25. "is your tofu free range?"....
...:spray: :rofl:

I've got to remember that one!
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 09:44 PM
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19. Rotten veggies?
What else would an undead vegan eat? :shrug:


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stuntcat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 10:40 PM
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27. lol totally!
:rofl:
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Shakespeare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 09:45 PM
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20. Soybrainz (TM)
But of course! :7
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 09:51 PM
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22. Why, we'll eat Hufu, of course!




http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=168



And bread from Kittiwat Unarom:

http://www.kirchersociety.org/blog/?p=920
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 10:29 PM
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26. They have to eat living vegetables
LeftyZombie and flvzombie will wander around broccoli patches eating live broccoli

They'll be fine
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