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cynatnite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 05:52 PM
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Woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis
MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.

Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070822/od_nm/russia_crime_penis_dc
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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 05:53 PM
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1. Does Russia have rednecks?
I mean, who sits around naked with TV and vodka?

:rofl:
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 05:54 PM
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5. You don't? What are you, some kinda prude or something?
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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 05:55 PM
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6. I guess so.
:rofl::rofl:
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 05:56 PM
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10. Watch it, kid!
I was just getting ready to pour a vodka and its bloody hot in here! :grr:
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 05:53 PM
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2. "burning like a torch" Great balls afire.
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 05:54 PM
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3. How can you not notice something like that?
You just sit there and let the woman set fire to your penis? Time to lay off the vodka, there, Sport.
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 05:54 PM
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4. When did Lorena Bobbitt move to Russia?
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 05:55 PM
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7. Well, if she was looking for a Roman candle, she aimed for the wrong wick...
:hide:
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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 05:55 PM
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8. He should have just peed on himself to put it out
:)
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 05:56 PM
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9. In Soviet Union, weenie roasts YOU!
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 05:57 PM
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11. AHAHAHAHA!
:rofl:

:spank:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 06:14 PM
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14. Brilliant!
:spray:
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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 06:11 PM
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12. Maybe she should have just bought him a camel for his birthday.
I mean how did she do this? The last time I checked, penises weren't inherently flammable (inflatable yes, but not inflammable). She must have doused him with the vodka first, and that should have been his first clue she didn't have his continuing welfare at heart...
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 06:13 PM
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13. Talk about a hot dog
Grilled to perfection
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Crabby Appleton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 06:27 PM
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15. Doctor, I have this burning sensation in my penis.....
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 06:28 PM
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16. I've heard of hot sex...
but eeeek! :yoiks:
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 06:28 PM
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17. Holy shit!!! That was one pissed off woman!
:scared:

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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 06:31 PM
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18. I'll never complain about a GD flamewar again
:scared:
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 06:34 PM
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19. Man, that is one dry p....
Nope I am not going there.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 06:35 PM
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20. Whoa! Hot fire below!
:spank:
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carly denise pt deux Donating Member (855 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 06:56 PM
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21. goodness, gracious great balls of fire!
Carly
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mzteris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 08:17 PM
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22. " I don't know what I did to deserve this."
Yeah. Right. Sure.

@sshole.

He knows EXACTLY what he did to deserve it.
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volstork Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-22-07 08:28 PM
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23. "The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation."
Perhaps "climax" was not the wisest verb choice in this instance....
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-24-07 12:12 AM
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24. I'm doing much better; thanks for everyone's concern.
it still hurts, but the vodka helps lessen the pain.
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-24-07 02:13 AM
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25. "Hey, baby, do you smoke after sex?"
"No, before!!! Aaaaaah!"
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