It would be really evil if I hemmed all my husband's pants an inch shorter,

LaraMN

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Fri Aug-31-07 09:45 PM
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It would be really evil if I hemmed all my husband's pants an inch shorter,

wouldn't it?

I'm really bored.
Unfortunately, he has no sense of humor or appreciation for practical jokes aimed at him.

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Midlodemocrat

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Fri Aug-31-07 09:47 PM
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1. Actually, a better thing to do would be to let the hems down.

That way he'll think he's shrinking.

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LaraMN

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Fri Aug-31-07 09:50 PM
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5. Ohhh. You're good...

:bounce:

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SeattleGirl

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Fri Aug-31-07 09:47 PM
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2. You could pull a Winchester on him (ala M*A*S*H)

You'd have to go to a thrift store to get some really cheap pants.

Get a pair that are too short.

A pair that are too long.

A pair that are too loose.

And a pair that are too tight.

Switch randomly.

:rofl:

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Oeditpus Rex

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Fri Aug-31-07 09:48 PM
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4. Damn you!

That wasn't even a minute! x(

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SeattleGirl

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Fri Aug-31-07 09:56 PM
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8. Beat ya, d00d!

:rofl:

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Oeditpus Rex

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Fri Aug-31-07 09:59 PM
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11. Starting tomorrow

you get taller.

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SeattleGirl

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Fri Aug-31-07 10:02 PM
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13. .......

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Oeditpus Rex

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Fri Aug-31-07 09:48 PM
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3. You been watchin' MASH?

:rofl:

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LaraMN

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Fri Aug-31-07 09:51 PM
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6. You and SeattleGirl are scaring me.

:scared:

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Oeditpus Rex

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Fri Aug-31-07 09:53 PM
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7. Why?

Just because she was Hot Lips and I was Kellye? :D

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SeattleGirl

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Fri Aug-31-07 09:57 PM
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9. w00t! I get to be Hot Lips!

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

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Oeditpus Rex

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Fri Aug-31-07 10:01 PM
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12. Yeah, but I get to be Kellye

"Captain, I'm part Japanese and part Hawaiian. Can you put that in ethnic terms I can understand?"

"Like a small egg roll."

"That I understand. We don't have any."

:D

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SeattleGirl

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Fri Aug-31-07 10:03 PM
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14. Ah, that was one of my favorite episodes!

I also like the one where she's totally pissed off at Hawkeye!

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Oeditpus Rex

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Fri Aug-31-07 10:18 PM
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15. Yeah, I can't remember all of her big line in that one

Otherwise, I would've used it instead.

There was something about being a good cook and learning to dance, but the only bit I remember verbatim is "And in case you haven't noticed, I'm as cute as a button!"

She was, too.

:thumbsup:

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SeattleGirl

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Fri Aug-31-07 10:21 PM
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17. "Cute and blonde, with a nose that fit's into a bottlecap!"

And, "You don't see me, period!"

That was two of the lines from that episode.

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jobycom

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Fri Aug-31-07 09:59 PM
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10. Don't forget to move his car seat forward a notch. nt

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DS1

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Fri Aug-31-07 10:19 PM
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16. Ask SOteric. She did it to the whole football team

At least, that's what I hear when she talks about doing the entire football team

:hide:

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SOteric

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Sat Sep-01-07 02:53 PM
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19. Christ, yer an asswipe.

I didn't hem up the pants of the entire football team, just my already oversized brother, Mike. (And some dudes across the hall in my college dorm, but that was one maneuver in a month long campaign).

I hemmed up my brother's pants and shirt wrists, adjusted the seat in his car and got some of his buddies at work to tell him they thought he was getting taller. (He's 6' 5")

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Mz Pip

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Fri Aug-31-07 10:25 PM
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18. Take them in

an inch in his butt. :evilgrin:

Mz Pip
:dem:

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The Velveteen Ocelot

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Sat Sep-01-07 03:06 PM
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20. Evillest thing I ever did to a guy

was sew all the flies of his underpants shut.

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