Guys, suppose polygamy is legalized tomorrow, which six women would you make your wife?

LostInAnomie

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Sat Sep-01-07 02:11 PM
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Guys, suppose polygamy is legalized tomorrow, which six women would you make your wife?

Here's my list:

1. My present girlfriend (out of loyalty :P )
2. My ex from high school (because we got along pretty well, and she still looks damn good)
3. This girl named Jesse that I knew in college that always had a boyfriend so we could never date.
4. My neighbor in college named Lisa that I hooked up with a few times.
5. My friend Sarah
6. Diora Baird

And, before anyone says it, I know this thread is sexist. If offended feel free to start a polyandry thread with my blessings.

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MrCoffee

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Sat Sep-01-07 02:14 PM
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1. you're a pig

the current MrsCoffee
this girl i worked with at a bank
this girl i carried a massive torch for in high school
amy adams
Yael from Weeds (you know why)
your friend Sarah

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LostInAnomie

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Sat Sep-01-07 02:24 PM
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2. Alright, but Sarah's kind of an odd duck.

Hope you like tattoos.

I just have to get my friend Suze as a back-up.

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SOteric

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Sat Sep-01-07 02:32 PM
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3. I think you mean,

"which 6 women's mums would you want as mothers-in-law?"

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Commie Pinko Dirtbag

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Sat Sep-01-07 02:37 PM
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4. Think outside the box -- be 1/6th of a woman's harem.

Let HER have all the trouble of juggling 6 different partners.

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JVS

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Sat Sep-01-07 02:40 PM
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6. No way sloppy nths are gross!

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JVS

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Sat Sep-01-07 02:39 PM
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5. One who can drive well, 2 who make lots of money, 3 who are young and sexy

Edited on Sat Sep-01-07 02:39 PM by JVS

We can hire someone to clean, and I'll learn to cook well. I will now hide

:hide:

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