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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-06-07 11:20 AM
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A limerick for Senator Craig
The cop flashed his badge with a smile,
But old Larry was skilled in denial.
He served in the Congress,
Opposing all progress,
And plead guilty, avoiding a trial.

:rofl:

I started a thread like this for Senator Vitter and it turned out to be quite fun! Feel free to add your own. :)
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-06-07 11:22 AM
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1. HAHA
that is awesome, did you do this on your own?
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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-06-07 12:34 PM
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3. No, I wish I could claim credit for that one.
I found it online, and couldn't resist posting it here.

:rofl:
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regularguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-06-07 11:46 AM
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2. Oh why oh why can't I resist these threads?!?!?!
The Senator said no, no
I was not looking to blow
an anonymous dude
that would be so rude
I just have tourettes of the toe
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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-06-07 12:42 PM
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4. LOL
Nicely done! :thumbsup:

:rofl:
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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-06-07 12:44 PM
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5. For those who missed the Senator Vitter thread...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=6729350

There are some pretty good laughs in there! :rofl:
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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-06-07 01:45 PM
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6. Here's another one
The congressman caught in the potty
By his stall-mate, the cop (What a Hottie!)
He should have just shit
That old hypocrite
He once said Bill Clinton was naughty!

Seen here: http://www.islandnomad.com/larrycraig/larryCraigBlog.php

:rofl:
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SacredCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-06-07 02:14 PM
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7. My entry....
"I'd love to stroke a nice peter,"
thought the pompous republican leader.
So down go my pants
as I show off my wide stance,
"Why don't you believe I'm a breeder?"
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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-06-07 04:59 PM
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9. Damn that's funny!!!
Nicely done!

:spray:
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SacredCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-06-07 07:17 PM
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12. Thanks....
I was going to use another verb besides "stroke," but didn't want to get the thread locked!

Cheers :toast:
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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-06-07 09:03 PM
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14. Aw Gawd, I would have been in the floor if you had done that!!!
:rofl:

And :toast: back atcha! :hi:
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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-06-07 05:06 PM
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11. ROFL! Any thing with the phrase "wide stance" crack me up!
Edited on Thu Sep-06-07 05:06 PM by CottonBear
:rofl:
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-06-07 02:24 PM
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8. My turn:
Craig stumped in pursuit of the mores
But behind airport bathroom stall doors
He dropped down his pants
And affected wide stance
And hoped that his "mark" dropped HIS drawers

What fun! :rofl:
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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-06-07 05:00 PM
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10. LOL
That's good! Don't stop now, keep 'em coming! :rofl:
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cabbage08 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-06-07 07:23 PM
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13. awesome
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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-09-07 08:42 PM
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15. kicking
Just because I thought this thread would get more replies...

:shrug:
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