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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-07-07 11:28 AM
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Britney is BACK!!!!1!
Britney Spears To Open 2007 MTV Video Music Awards: It's Official!
Brit will perform her new song, 'Gimme More' — with a little help from illusionist Criss Angel.

If you happen to own a computer, then chances are you've come across online rumblings regarding the bald-no-more Britney Spears: The pop star will make her comeback at this year's MTV Video Music Awards in Las Vegas.

Well, it's no rumor, folks.

MTV News can now confirm what may well be one of the worst-kept VMA secrets of all time: On Sunday night, Spears will grace the VMA stage, nestled within the Palms Casino Resorts' Pearl Concert Theater, to perform "Gimme More," the first single from her forthcoming fifth album, which is slated for a November 13 release (see "Britney Spears' Greatest VMA Hits: Barely There Costumes, Giant Snakes And A Scandalous Lip-Lock"). The yet-untitled effort will be her first studio LP in four years, following 2003's In the Zone.

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1568994/20070906/spears_britney.jhtml

ZOMG!!! I need to start my Britney vigil. IT'S ONLY 2 DAYS FROM NOW!!!!!! She is our salvation.

Or something.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-07-07 11:29 AM
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1. i saw an ad on MTV and they had the Jaws theme playing while showing her "She's back!"
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-07-07 11:30 AM
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2. Finally, a reason to live
:eyes:
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mwooldri Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-07-07 11:31 AM
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3. Will her wig fall off, I wonder?
Well, she shaved her hair off so I guess she'd be sporting a wig. Or unless she's doing a Sinead O'Connor...

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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-07-07 11:32 AM
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4. will she be lip syncing?
of course!
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-07-07 11:32 AM
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6. Will she be wearing underwear?
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-07-07 11:34 AM
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8. hmm, does she own any? i feel bad for the seats in any car she sits in, they'd
have to be burned.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-07-07 11:36 AM
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9. I feel bad for mall Santa.
Maybe she'll ask for underwear for Christmas.
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ElizabethDC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-07-07 11:32 AM
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5. Her hair has grown out some since then
I think she uses extensions attached to her real hair now.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-07-07 11:34 AM
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7. All of the bleach job/orange skin set does that anyway
The bleach leaves real hair rather thin and crispy.
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-07-07 11:38 AM
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10. It would be better if it started off showing her being hauled to an insane asylum.
I would seriously watch that. But really, get her off my fucking TV!!!
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-07-07 11:38 AM
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11. Who? And will she sing with or without the 'digital enhancing microphone'?
But it's proof - garbage like this continues to get more and more support while decent people are spat on.

Maybe I should go into hollywood and become so crude it'd make that guy who created "Family Guy" blush in abject embarrassment.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-07-07 05:46 PM
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12. Now how did THIS fall off the first Lounge page?
C'mon, people...it's BRITNEY!!!!1!!1
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