Picture WARNING! Have you seen Christopher Hitchens naked? Wish I hadn't.

Now I can never go back to that blissful moment (5 minutes ago) when I could
safely say that I had never seen Hitchens naked.

Christopher Hitchens, Like You’ve Never Seen Him Wanted To See Him Before
Naked. And Smoking.



Naturally, our first reaction to Christopher Hitchens sort-of nude photo spread in Vanity Fair is sheer disgust, which is almost immediately followed by acute and pronounced nausea. However, we quickly recover well enough to actually read the article (something about Hitch getting an “extreme makeover) which only seems to exacerbate each of our aforementioned symptoms. Fortunately, there’s hope! A well-timed article in “Meet The Press” manages to take the words (though, unfortunately, not the almost-vomit) right out of our mouths.

“Screw the Kurds!” writes ETP contributor Katherine Thomson. “Hitchens describing sack-waxing sounds like the stuff on which next year’s Ellie win will be founded.” More...

Heavy sigh.

I didn't expect you'd put the picture HERE!

x(

You just have to pas it on.

Just because you fucked up the rest of your life doesn't give you the right to fuck up my life

:cry:

ICK

this thread is unsuitable for minors, women who are pregnant or nursing, or those with heart problems.

that the simple fact of presence on this thread meant you were blinded as i was, and thus the warning would be superfluous.

:toast:

Maybe it's not too late to add a warning to my OP.

that's some dedication!

I need to pour bleach in my eyes.

Really, now. When posted with said picture, doesn't that sort of thing belong in Gitmo vs the public bandwidth?

If I had been born a woman.