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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-09-07 01:45 AM Original message |
For some reason, I just thought of the old bit about 'the perfect wife': |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-09-07 01:47 AM Response to Original message |
1. Made of money, ears that work and brave enough to kill that fucking spider |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-09-07 07:07 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Well I've got two out of three... |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-09-07 07:31 AM Response to Reply #1 |
6. The spider thing doesn't hold up at my house. |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-09-07 07:32 AM Response to Reply #6 |
7. Hi Chick |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-09-07 07:10 AM Response to Original message |
3. Biggus Dickus |
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mainegreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-09-07 07:14 AM Response to Reply #3 |
5. Like the sig you have now. |
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MissMillie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-09-07 08:14 AM Response to Reply #3 |
11. notice how this response did NOT come from a woman |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-09-07 09:02 AM Response to Reply #11 |
13. Thought Oedi would appreciate the Monty Python reference |
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MissMillie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-09-07 04:00 PM Response to Reply #13 |
24. to be honest |
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mainegreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-09-07 07:13 AM Response to Original message |
4. The perfect husband is a telepath. n/t |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-09-07 07:34 AM Response to Original message |
8. My version of "the perfect husband"... |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-09-07 07:40 AM Response to Reply #8 |
9. Hey |
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lost-in-nj (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-09-07 07:42 AM Response to Original message |
10. Hard worker during the day |
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MissMillie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-09-07 08:15 AM Response to Original message |
12. a man that doesn't turn me into a nag |
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BarenakedLady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-09-07 09:19 AM Response to Original message |
14. No such thing |
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La Lioness Priyanka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-09-07 09:22 AM Response to Original message |
15. if i can achieve two of the three, what does it make me? |
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zanne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-09-07 09:36 AM Response to Original message |
16. Someone who encourages me when I'm feeling insecure... |
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SarahB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-09-07 09:49 AM Response to Original message |
17. Since I'm not much of a chef, |
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VLC (487 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-09-07 10:43 AM Response to Original message |
18. Gentleman in the parlor and turns into a pizza at 3 am. (nt) |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-09-07 11:13 AM Response to Original message |
19. Excellent cook, brings home a paycheck |
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noamnety (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-09-07 01:21 PM Response to Original message |
20. The perfect husband: |
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raccoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-10-07 08:56 AM Response to Reply #20 |
26. Thank you! nt |
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Ellen Forradalom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-09-07 02:58 PM Response to Original message |
21. Cares about himself, cares about me |
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treestar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-09-07 03:07 PM Response to Original message |
22. That sounds outdated |
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cloudbase (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-09-07 03:58 PM Response to Original message |
23. I thought the perfect wife |
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zanne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-10-07 05:54 AM Response to Reply #23 |
25. LOL! |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-10-07 09:02 AM Response to Reply #23 |
27. hah |
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Tyler Durden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-10-07 09:09 AM Response to Reply #23 |
28. GOD NOOOOOOO!!! |
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