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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-09-07 05:11 PM
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That bunny rabbit who hopped in front of my car is a lucky mother fucker.
*screeeeech!!*
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-09-07 05:16 PM
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1. My dear billy!
Yes, s/he sure is!

I'll bet that got your adrenaline pumping, huh?

I hate it when a small wild creature shows up in the roadway...

Or in town, if someone's dog or cat does...

Nice to see you today, sweetie...:hug:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-09-07 05:18 PM
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2. It was a quiet, dark country road
I was doing 60mph (the legal limit) and the furry little thing hopped into the road just at the limit of my headlights' reach. I hit the brakes harder than I have ever done in this car yet; it still would not have been enough but the little guy hopped back out of the way at the very last second.

My nerves were a wreck after that!
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Kajsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-09-07 05:19 PM
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3. Hi Billy!
I'm soo glad little bunny guy ( girl?)
made it OK.Hopefully he learned something.

I hope you're OK, too!

it sounds like you have very good brakes
and reflexes.

Hey- I chased a cat away from a squirrel this morning.
The cat was in hot pursuit- he was closing in on the squirrel.
Later, I told Mr. Squirrel to get the hell out of this area.
He listened to me- he's gone! LOL.
There are about 12-14 cats who live around here.

It must be the day for animal rescues.
;-)

:hi: :pals:
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fizzgig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-09-07 05:22 PM
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5. hey kajsa!
i'm glad you told mr. squirrel what's what

hope you are having a nice, relaxing sunday
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Kajsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-09-07 05:26 PM
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6. Hi Kagehime!

Yes, he was one lucky squirrel.
;-)

I'm having a nice day relaxing.
Our heatwave from last week is over.
Now we have sun and fall like weather starting.
It's very clear and breezy outside.

How are you doing, dear lady?

:hi: :pals:
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fizzgig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-09-07 05:31 PM
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11. i'm doing well
it's pretty chilly here today, mid 50s and high humidity (for us). i'm hunkered down on the couch with a blanket, just lazing about

good to see you

:hug:
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Kajsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-09-07 05:33 PM
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13. Good to see you, too!
Edited on Sun Sep-09-07 05:34 PM by Kajsa
:hug:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-09-07 05:29 PM
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8. I think he or she probably didn't.
I see so many of them dead on the roads. At least this one didn't join them that time. :hi:
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fizzgig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-09-07 05:21 PM
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4. yikes
i hate hate hate when that happens
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-09-07 05:30 PM
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9. Sigh. Animals don't understand roads.
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fizzgig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-09-07 05:31 PM
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12. sadly they don't
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-09-07 05:29 PM
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7. Bunnys being what they are
He probably really is a mother fucker! :rofl:

And a lucky one. Glad no one got hurt. :hi:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-09-07 05:30 PM
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10. Aye, probably
Don't suppose he ever whines about not being able to get a girlfriend. ;)

Was nearly his last day today though. :hi:
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-09-07 05:45 PM
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14. The guy who rear-ended you
Not so lucky.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-09-07 05:46 PM
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15. There were no other cars present.
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-09-07 11:49 PM
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21. Then good luck all around.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-09-07 06:00 PM
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16. If he talked like Ralph, he'd probably curse you out
Bunnies are surprisingly no-nonsense
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-09-07 06:01 PM
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17. Yeah, it was probably his right of way or something.
Why should I assume they have the same highway code, right?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-09-07 06:10 PM
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18. The thing about bunnies is that they play by their own rules
And their significant sense of self importance
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1monster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-09-07 06:33 PM
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19. Ya don't say! I had one of those "screeech!!" moments several years ago, but
It wasn't just a bunny rabbit. It was a red tailed hawk carrying a bunny rabbit in its talons.

It flew out of a bush right in front of my van.

I stood on the breaks and missed the birdie by inches.

It dropped the bunny rabbit who took off back into the bushes.

Poor hawk lost its dinner.

LUCKY LUCKY BUNNY RABBIT didn't become the hawk's dinner and didn't become road kill all in the same instant.
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-09-07 06:37 PM
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20. How do you know he was an...um...youknow?
Do rabbits do that?
Copulate with their mums?
eeeuuuuuuwwwwwww
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