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jakefrep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-10-07 07:00 PM
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Britney Spears to dance naked at Circuit City
But you have to show your receipt to get in. And BTW, it's a fundraiser for Hillary Clinton.

:P
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-10-07 07:01 PM
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1. Can I smoke???
and bring my baby???


:shrug: :shrug: :shrug:

lost
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jakefrep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-10-07 07:13 PM
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4. Sure....
...make sure you talk loudly on your cell phone too.
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Mitt Chovick Donating Member (321 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-10-07 07:55 PM
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8. I'm guessing its a nickers optional event
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carly denise pt deux Donating Member (855 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-10-07 07:02 PM
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2. be sure and bring your nascar jackets and a kegger for the parkin lot tailgater
yee haa
Carly
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jakefrep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-10-07 07:13 PM
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5. The tailgate will feature...
...cornflake-breaded chicken Parmesan, catered by Olive Garden.
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-10-07 07:02 PM
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3. Will she be dancing to Laura Brannigan songs?
Will they serve cornflake-breaded fried chicken or are they being catered by Olive Garden?
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jakefrep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-10-07 07:15 PM
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6. Yes...
and her children will be seen smoking unfiltered Gauloises and babbling "Bye Bye Plane!" into their jewel-encrusted cellphones.
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philosophie_en_rose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-10-07 07:28 PM
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7. Is there room for my pregnant pitbull to give birth and breastfeed?
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jakefrep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-10-07 10:56 PM
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11. Absolutely....
They don't call 'em BIG BOX stores for nuthin'.
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Yavin4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-10-07 07:56 PM
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9. And She'll Be Handing Out Coupons for Olive Garden
Does that cover it?
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jakefrep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-10-07 10:57 PM
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12. Yup
But you're gonna have to show your receipt before you get one.
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-10-07 09:48 PM
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10. I think she needs to make a film with Ron Jeremy.
That'll keep her in the headlines; for a few weeks anyway.
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-10-07 11:07 PM
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13. I wonder if they'll ask to check her "bags" on the way out.
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-10-07 11:09 PM
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14. but will we have
cornflake breaded chicken

and hillary t shirts to wear

and can the kids come and bring their shoes that turn into roller skates

and can we talk loudly on the cell phone in public there

and can we of course breastfeed (if we can) in public while we smoke

and can we of course have the olive garden cater?

:shrug:
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Blue_Tires Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-10-07 11:38 PM
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15. i heard the party will be in a 'special' men's room stall!
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