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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-04 12:16 PM
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Hey, now! I smell butt!
Edited on Wed Jan-28-04 12:19 PM by TXlib
Specifically, cat butt!

Every night, when I sit on the couch to watch TV, on of our cats curls up on the armrest or headrest.

I smell butt.

I sniff the fabric near me to see if the cat wiped his fuzzy butt with the couch. Negative.

I still smell butt.

I sniff all over the couch, looking for the spot where the cat scooted his butt over the couch. Still negative.

Then I realize the cat is giggling like a madman at me.

It's not just dogs and guys... apparently, cats think farts are funny, too.
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Jack_Dawson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-04 12:17 PM
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1. TMI?
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-04 12:18 PM
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2. Your wife needs to get back home STAT!
If only to de-butt the sofa...
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-04 12:35 PM
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3. FABREEZE.
Works.
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