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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-04 02:07 PM
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Have ya ever tried to burp and farted instead?
I tell ya, it re-arranges your whole sense of self.
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Loonman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-04 02:08 PM
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1. No, but I've gambled and lost
Thinking you've got a squeaker, and.......
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Lostmessage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-04 02:08 PM
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2. Have you ever farted and pooped instead?
:shrug:
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-04 02:09 PM
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3. Never try to fart when you've got a lower GI bug.
Unless you're on the toilet.
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-04 02:11 PM
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4. I hear ya....
I was hoping not to go there, but you're right on.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-04 02:14 PM
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6. Hear, hear...
:scared: Went through that last weekend. :-(
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Webster Green Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-04 02:12 PM
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5. If you burp, sneeze, and fart all at once.......you die!
Little known medical fact.
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-04 02:15 PM
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8. Just TRY to hold in a fart while you sneeze!
can't be done!

It's really funny when a petite "girls don't fart" sort of girl rips one while sneezing in the middle of a long, boring meeting.
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kmla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-04 02:16 PM
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10. Reminds me of the time when I tried to stifle a sneeze...
... by holding it in, and not sneezing externally.

Shoes flew right of my feet. Hit the TV. Which, coincidentally, was showing a 'Tom and Jerry' cartoon, where things like that happen alot.

:D
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waterman Donating Member (585 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-04 02:40 PM
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13. Now that was freakin funny!!!
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-04 03:27 PM
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14. LOL....
supposedly a sneeze is the closest physiological to an orgasm.
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kmla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-04 03:29 PM
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15. Best part is, after a sneeze, I don't want to roll over and sleep...
:D
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-04 03:30 PM
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16. rofl...
I'm tempted to start a new thread.
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-04 02:14 PM
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7. I've Laughed And Cried At The Same Time
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-04 02:16 PM
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9. I've loved and lost
And it is better than not to have loved at all.
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lovedems Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-04 02:17 PM
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11. My son can't pick something up off the floor without farting.
He can't run up our stairs without farting!

He is 6 and just giggles! He really thinks it is the coolest thing.
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-04 02:18 PM
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12. pretty typical for a 6-year old...
but maybe you should re-examine the all-cabbage diet.
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