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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-17-07 09:11 PM
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NEED A JOB? Congresswoman seeks staffer who can "cook a delicious bass"
A recent job posting for a legislative assistant position in the office of Rep. Ginny Brown-Waite (R-FL) -- which included the rather unusual requirement that applicants 'know how to cook a delicious bass' and submit recipes attesting to that ability -- last week got some chuckles among Hill staffers," Roll Call reports. "The help-wanted ad, which references a line from the cult comedy flick Napoleon Dynamite, made the rounds among snickering staffers..."

"But a Brown-Waite flack says it's a (sort of) serious matter. The Congresswoman's staff is actually screening out applications that don’t include recipes... He says the off-the-wall requirements serve two purposes: ensuring that applicants have a sense of humor that would enable them to fit in with the jovial Brown-Waite crew and disqualifying those who can’t follow directions to the letter."


http://politicalwire.com/archives/2007/09/17/hill_staffer_needed_cooking_skills_essential.html
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TreasonousBastard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-17-07 10:10 PM
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1. I love it! Gives a reason to toss ...
3/4 of the resumes from the stiffs without guessing.

If you can't crib a decent fish recipe from somewhere, you're research skills are sadly lacking, you have no resourcefulness or initiative, and I don't want your sour, dumb, dead ass on my staff.







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eppur_se_muova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 06:57 PM
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2. OMG -- what a bizarre coincidence ...
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LaurenG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 07:01 PM
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3. I was unaware that republicans could conjure up a sense of humor
Weird!

:7
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Manifestor_of_Light Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 07:56 PM
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4. A bass?
But what if it burns?

What's the diff between a violin and a viola?

The viola burns longer. (they're slightly bigger)


Sorry, different kind of bass.
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