Have you ever been so embarassed to buy something that you shoplifted?

I wonder if that was this guy's problem http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=172x22642
Although I've never heard of anyone shoplifting Rolaids because of that.
I have heard of people shoplifting condomns (mostly teenagers) or preparation H though.

when it is time to buy some particularly embarrassing. Hell, if I am suffering from something super embarrassing, I like to share the experience with everyone around. Hell, if they act super prissy and oh so much "better than me," I make it it a point to strike up a deep one sided conversation with them while they cringe and turn away. They don't pay my bills. They are not there for me when I'm down. They don't mean jack shit to me, to be honest. So, I cannot think of one reason not to offend their oh so "perfect" sensibilities.

No, I wouldn't shoplift for that reason. The only time I could see me shoplifting would be for hunger or some other necessity, if I absolutely needed something. Otherwise, I have no shame. I'll buy something loudly and proudly.