Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

TV Ads about Erectile Dysfunction - If you wrote the ad, what would it be like?

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread		 This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU
 
QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-20-07 05:40 PM
Original message
TV Ads about Erectile Dysfunction - If you wrote the ad, what would it be like?
In the tv ads, people are strolling through the garden and smiling or they are in bathtubs on a hillside or raking leaves as their woman peeks around the corner... I am either living in a parallel universe or the couples who need the Viagra® are just really, really happy....

If you wrote the ad, what would it be like?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-20-07 05:51 PM
Response to Original message
1. Get ready to blast off!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-20-07 05:55 PM
Response to Original message
2. Don't want to get your thread locked
I would use LOTS of visuals...

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

lost
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-20-07 05:55 PM
Response to Original message
3. It'd be full of 'booi-oi-oi-ngggGg!' sounds, that's for sure.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-20-07 05:56 PM
Response to Reply #3
5. And maybe hoards of flying penises, sorta like the After Dark flying toasters.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-20-07 05:59 PM
Response to Reply #5
6. With "Ride of the Valkries" playing...
Gotta have the Wagner score...
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-20-07 05:55 PM
Response to Original message
4. It would involve spaghetti...
:hide:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-20-07 06:17 PM
Response to Reply #4
7. Do you break it?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-20-07 06:36 PM
Response to Reply #7
12. No, I just uncooked it.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-20-07 06:23 PM
Response to Original message
8. Lots of naked women, followed by an announcer saying "Still don't have a boner? Try these!"
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-20-07 06:39 PM
Response to Reply #8
13. Funny!
:rofl:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-20-07 06:44 PM
Response to Reply #13
14. I like to keep it simple and straightforward.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-20-07 06:27 PM
Response to Original message
9. "Don't you hate it when the moment feels "just right", but you don't?
Well, you don't have to suffer in silence any more. Mycoxafloppin is a scientifically-sound method of reducing the incidence of ED. Mycoxafloppin let's you get back to enjoying the pleasures of a full life, and give ED the blow-off."

Mycoxafloppin is not for men who are pregnant or may become pregnant. Talk to you doctor to know for sure.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-20-07 06:30 PM
Response to Original message
10. "Republican?..."
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-20-07 06:34 PM
Response to Original message
11. Vinny and Tony, two longshoremen, discussing ED on a pier...
"Ay."
"What?"
"Whaddaya mean what, ya goomb?"
"Nuthin'. Don't mean nothin'."
"So. Laverne says yous got problems with yer weiner or sumthin'."
(Tony stabs Vinny)
"Aaaaaa!!!"
:D
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-20-07 06:45 PM
Response to Reply #11
15. Yow!
:rofl:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-20-07 06:47 PM
Response to Original message
16. I'd have the earth shaking like it's registering a 6.5 earthquake
Then you cut to a fire hydrant exploding and the sun smiling.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-20-07 06:50 PM
Response to Reply #16
17. That's a Teletubbie moment isn't it?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed May 01st 2024, 06:12 PM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators

Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC