Tom Cruise building a bunker to protect family from alien attack.

Wow. If you didn't think he was a nutjob before, this oughta do it.

Hollywood star Tom Cruise is planning to build a bunker at his Colorado home to protect his family in the event of an intergalactic alien attack, according to new reports.

The Mission Impossible actor, who is a dedicated follower of Scientology, is reportedly fearful that deposed galactic ruler 'Xenu' is plotting an evil revenge attack on Earth.

Bunker down: Tom Cruise, on set of his latest movie with wife Katie and daughter Suri, is reportely fearful of an alien attack


According to American magazine Star, a source said: "Tom is planning to build a US$10 million bunker under his Telluride estate."

"It's a self-contained underground shelter with a high tech air purifying shelter."

The facility is said to have enough room for ten people - including wife Katie Holmes, 17-month-old daughter Suri and his adopted children Isabella, 14, and Connor, 12.



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you mean you don't have an underground bunker to protect yourself from intergalactic alien invasion?

when Xenu comes, you'll be sorry you scoffed.

Legalize pot or something, calm this guy DOWN.

:rofl: This is the guy who gave Brooke Shields total hell for taking meds for postpartum depression. He'd never take them voluntarily. Somebody just needs to slip him a mickey and shut him the FUCK up (at least for a little while). :rofl:

How the mighty have fallen.

the phrase "bat-shit crazy" pops into my mind...

and show the aliens how much I love them by pulling them in for a big hug....

Dude, they're aliens. You honestly think that intergalactic terrorists are going to be stopped by your little underground lair? Did you even WATCH "War of the Worlds" (you know, that flick you starred in)?

Kronos: "But we're bent on Earthen domination!"
Krag: "Sorry, Tommy Cruise has an air filtration system. Never mind." *kicks rock, shoves all 8 hands in pockets*

The Death Star? Helllllooooooo???

Is going to be thwarted by a couple feet of concrete?

OK, Tom. Whatever you say.

:yoiks:

If it can't protect you from the wrath of Xenu. Shit, I'd want my money back. x(

Bogus gossip-mag crap.

Scientologists are hard to follow.

About the crowded world where the blonde alien woman who danced around the empty and fake Enterprise.

Hell, if I had his money I wouldn't mind having one myself. A farm in South Dakota with a good water source. Stock it full of food, tools, and books to survive and hopefully be able to resurrect civilization faster. A couple of laptops and a shitload of information stored on high-capacity jump drives. Information about history, art, science, engineering, works of literature, entertainment, etc. All kinds of knowledge that typically would be lost when civilization collapses.

Have all-electric appliances in there, including heat and hot water. Reverse-osmosis filtered water supply with UV sterilization. Long-lasting LED lighting. Power it with solar cells, a wind turbine, and as a final backup a Stirling-cycle engine tied to a generator.

But it's not going to be because aliens are coming. It's going to be because of the neocon destruction of the world economy and the subsequent collapse of civilization.

so how is a bunker going to help? :shrug:

Stop picking on Tom Cruise!

Kidding.

Then after Tom Thumb locks the door....:evilgrin:

and then start deprogramming them.

All in all, I'd rather be turned into food or incubator for aliens, than have to stay in a bunker with Tom Cruise.

Someone said it earlier: Bat ... shit ... crazy.

This wackjob is MARRIED?! What the hell is wrong with me?!

Critters
bunker-free since 1958