I know what this world needs to bring joy, happiness, and peace - Wilford Brimley On Ice!

Imagine a whole evening of ice skating on the them of Wilford Brimley!

I'm crying in joy now just thinking about it!

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I mean, think about it - everyone loves ice skating, like Disney on Ice and so forth.

If we could get this to tour the world, we would be united. All war would cease, and we would call each other brother and sister and laugh at how silly we were to fight and kill each other. Borders would be opened, walls would be torn down, and poverty would end. Homelessness would be a forgotten sin, and curling would be taken out of the Olympics. Governments would be toppled in favor of a world government of justice, peace, mercy, and honor to Wilford Brimley. We could even make him our first honorary World President and Ambassador of Good Will To The People.

It's be like Jesus coming back, except with a big mustache, a man's man's demeanor, and on ice skates.

Imagine statues of this guy everywhere:

:loveya:

:scared:

Then again, I think the Ice Capades and its "fellow travelers" are infernal inventions where while they skate they actually carve "SATAN IS LORD!" into the ice.

Maybe it's just me...

Now let's go back and parse this again:

Wilford Brimley On Ice

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