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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-02-07 04:37 PM
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Post the most offensive thing you can say in DU without going over the line
It's easy to be too offensive. But how good are you at "walking the line"? Hit me with your best shot.
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-02-07 04:47 PM
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1. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberry!
I'm sorry...was that over the line?


:D
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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-02-07 04:58 PM
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5. Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-uh!


:rofl:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-02-07 05:13 PM
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8. If it was
I probably should change my sig line. :blush:
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-02-07 04:48 PM
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2. Surely I've discovered it by now. I wish I paid attention to what I say.
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-02-07 04:56 PM
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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-02-07 04:57 PM
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4. I don't remember who said it, but it was a classic:
"Don't those callouses on your knuckles make it difficult to type?"

I'm stealing that one.
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-02-07 05:11 PM
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6. Okay, here's mine
I wrote it today, which is what inspired this post.

I just gave a hand job to Dick Cheney... and boy are my arms tired!

...Fucker took forever to fire off. Next time I wear my old lawyer dude mask and see if he doesn't blow faster.
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Tyler Durden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 06:10 AM
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16. Oh. My. God.
That was amazing.
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-02-07 05:12 PM
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7. IBTL
seriously.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-02-07 05:31 PM
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9. a) I'd rather not
b) presuming I would, putting it here would defeat the purpose and suck all the skill right out of it
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 02:54 AM
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10. I have a tendancy to get right up close to the line... and then put one toe over.
Don't even ASK about the necrophilia conversation at work a few months ago... that's something I won't repeat here on the page. I'll PM it to anybody if they want to know though. Just keep in mind that I didn't actually MEAN what I said, I only said it in an attempt to disturb the hell out of everyone else. :evilgrin:
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 03:19 AM
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11. Too much Sam Kinison again? n/t
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 06:42 AM
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17. Never heard his schtick before.
All I know is there's a lot of yelling involved. :P
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 10:30 AM
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23. He does a bit about....
homosexual necrophilia in Los Angeles! :-)
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Lethe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 03:23 AM
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12. I obscenity in the milk of thy brown bag
Edited on Wed Oct-03-07 03:23 AM by ikhor
I obscenity in the milk of thy obscenity!

(ernest hemmingway almost over the line insult)
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SKKY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 04:11 AM
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13. Me cago en la hija de la gran putisima que te pario! Joder!
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 04:44 AM
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14. You support Hillary.
:P
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BlueIris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 05:55 AM
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15. You support Biden.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 09:14 AM
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21. But I do support Joe Biden
seriously!
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BlueIris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 09:29 AM
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22. I'm sorry.
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 06:54 PM
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27. Okay, missy, that right there is going over the line.
I support him too, but you don't see me talking about it.
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 07:52 AM
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18. Your Mama eats at Olive Garden. n/t
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 08:04 AM
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19. .
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SoxFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 12:10 PM
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26. Nice post, Hitler Cat
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DinahMoeHum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 09:08 AM
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20. You support Joe Lieberman.
:P :P :P
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 06:55 PM
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28. I wouldn't support Joe Lieberman if he was covered in beer and I was a man-bra
Gee, that's not going over the line is it?
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 10:31 AM
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24. Nope... I'm going to try to only say nice things
There's already too much ugliness in the world.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 11:41 AM
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25. I just joined the Nader campaign!
Congratulate me!
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jgraz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 06:57 PM
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29. Who wants some foie gras?
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 07:02 PM
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30. The South Sucks. Sherman should have finished what he
started.
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JuniperLea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 07:08 PM
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31. I refuse to battle wits with the unarmed... or...
Not to enlighten one who can be enlightened is to waste a man; to endeavor to enlighten one who cannot be enlightened is to waste words. The intelligent man wastes neither his man nor his words. - CONFUCIUS
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Zephyrbird Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 08:14 PM
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32. You're a conservative Bush-lover in...
DU disguise!

Sorry....over the line. I'll frikken alert myself for that.

:(
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Jade Fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 08:24 PM
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33. How about, "Fred Thompson is a lousy actor."
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triguy46 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 08:27 PM
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34. Bite my thumb. I do not bite my thumb at you sir. But I do bite my thumb.
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Generator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 08:39 PM
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35. Penises
Because you can't talk about vaginas.
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 10:59 PM
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36. I like my chicken boiled, not coated in corn flakes or
flour. :P
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 11:00 PM
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37. This thread seems like a manifestly bad idea
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 11:01 PM
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38. I LIKE The Olive Garden!
:9
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 05:02 PM
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43. THER IS NOS UCH THIN
OH, forget it
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libnnc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 11:04 PM
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39. "We was all laughing at you today in gym class..."
"'Cause you've got a big poo stripe on your pants..."

"POO STRIPE, POO STRIPE!!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oW2nDRyei_Y
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 11:09 PM
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40. You emit a foul and unpleasant odor.
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-03-07 11:12 PM
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41. I'm a Republican
I love *. All hail Cheney!
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 03:56 PM
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42. Jesus
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 05:03 PM
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44. Skinner hates me 'cause I wear glasses
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 05:03 PM
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45. Skinner hates me 'cause I wear glasses
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